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"Come on baby, there's no need to play "hard-to-get" simply because of the crowd".
I told you not to shave with mace.
Cola di Rienza
"Darla, I'm afraid that there is nothing we can medically do for you. You are going to die in the next 30-45 minutes. I'm sorry. The good news is that I just saved on my insurance by switching to Geico!"
I don't care if that rattle snake bit you there, we'll have to find a vacume.... "Hey is there a Kirby in the house"
Ah sorry no vacume in the house..... you're ah out of luck this time.
This will make you forget about that sprained ankle!
"...a little to the left...FEEL THAT!"
"Can you feel me now? Good! Can you feel me now? Good!"
"Pouring cold water over the area numbs it."
"Looks like a new Technique for pulling the groin muscle!"
or how about:
"Yeah I know we've had some cutbacks in the HMO, Now turn your head and cough"
"No I wanted to know were the TENNIS BALL's are"
"So this is what they mean by a Love match in Tennis"
"When I told you to show me where it hurts, I didn't mean I was going to do anything about it."
Now turn your head and cough.
I'll let go when you promise to play nice.
"See? You don't get circumcised on the way to a major tennis tournament, idiot!"
Don't get a vasectomy on your way there either.
Don't worry buddy, I'll get that splinter out for ya!
Hey pal dont get all down and out.erectile disfunction can happen to anyone.. just ask Bob Dole
You put Icey Hot where?
"Here, let me help you get up."
Originally posted by ChuteTheMall
"Clockwise or counterclockwise? I never remember."
I told you that icey hot wouldnt feel good;P
I don't care if it's 15-love or 30-love, I just know that I want to plays doubles with you.
It's clear that your tennis game needs some work. You'll be ok in a few weeks after receiving regular therapy from your wife...
Are you a doctor?
No, I just spent the night at a Holiday Inn Express....
That 'jumping over the net stunt' finally caught up with you.
That ball was definately OUT!
mine is bigger.
It'll never heal if you keep pickin' at it.
It's just a flesh wound..........
and the cops nabbed him.............
those damned UPS guys sure can be vindictive!
When in Rome...............
"Yes, Martina, they do feel real. Happy now?"
I told you if you didn't shut up what was gonna happen.
You just had to try my patience!!
Are those two balls in your pants?
Or are you here to play tennis?
;f ;f ;f
Originally posted by ChuteTheMall
"Yes, Martina, they do feel real."
(To which Martina replied):
"Thank you Ms. Jorgensen".....
"they used to be yours."
Gay night at Wimbleton
For the last damn time, that is not a lamp and there are no genies coming out of it. So quit rubbing it.
Just one more hard push.
(thank gawd it wasn't a breech birth!)
Happy Father's Day my eye..........
it's gonna be high-strung just like it's mother!
It's not what I said I wanted for our anniversary....
And it's not even a 'HEAD' racket.
I got it from 'The Sharper Image' catalogue.
A battery powered racket.......
Do you have a tennis fetish?
Are you keeping it a secret and want to tell your spouse?
Call us and tell us your story.
You could be on the next Jerry Springer Show.
"I didn't realize he was such a tiny litle thing"....
"BOBBY RIGGS! ; "You come on outta there right this minute!"
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