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ChuteTheMall
06-02-2003, 08:21
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20030530/lthumb.1054312609.french_open_rog134.jpg

The captioned story is at http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20030530/lthumb.1054312609.french_open_rog134.jpg if you need help.;P
Ghosty
06-02-2003, 08:31
"Come on baby, there's no need to play "hard-to-get" simply because of the crowd".
palma308
06-02-2003, 08:32
I told you not to shave with mace.
Cola di Rienza
06-02-2003, 08:36
"Darla, I'm afraid that there is nothing we can medically do for you. You are going to die in the next 30-45 minutes. I'm sorry. The good news is that I just saved on my insurance by switching to Geico!"
Bannack
06-02-2003, 09:18
I don't care if that rattle snake bit you there, we'll have to find a vacume.... "Hey is there a Kirby in the house"

Ah sorry no vacume in the house..... you're ah out of luck this time.
Chop
06-02-2003, 09:34
can ya feel me now
Randy Dandy
06-02-2003, 10:09
This will make you forget about that sprained ankle!
pizzaaguy
06-02-2003, 10:25
"...a little to the left...FEEL THAT!"
thisaway
06-02-2003, 14:19
"Can you feel me now? Good! Can you feel me now? Good!"
Matthew E.
06-02-2003, 17:46
"Pouring cold water over the area numbs it."
vafish
06-02-2003, 19:13
"Looks like a new Technique for pulling the groin muscle!"

or how about:

"Yeah I know we've had some cutbacks in the HMO, Now turn your head and cough"

Or

"No I wanted to know were the TENNIS BALL's are"

Or

"So this is what they mean by a Love match in Tennis"
moorespeedr
06-02-2003, 20:19
"When I told you to show me where it hurts, I didn't mean I was going to do anything about it."
bfh1229
06-02-2003, 21:09
Now turn your head and cough.
pdxbubba
06-03-2003, 07:53
I'll let go when you promise to play nice.
ChuteTheMall
06-03-2003, 08:03
"See? You don't get circumcised on the way to a major tennis tournament, idiot!"
vafish
06-03-2003, 18:37
Don't get a vasectomy on your way there either.
TriMode
06-03-2003, 20:43
Don't worry buddy, I'll get that splinter out for ya!
knuckle dragger
06-03-2003, 20:52
Hey pal dont get all down and out.erectile disfunction can happen to anyone.. just ask Bob Dole
moorespeedr
06-04-2003, 01:09
You put Icey Hot where?
Glocknsgreat
06-04-2003, 02:16
"Here, let me help you get up."
ChuteTheMall
06-05-2003, 12:38
Originally posted by ChuteTheMall
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20030530/lthumb.1054312609.french_open_rog134.jpg



"Clockwise or counterclockwise? I never remember."
okie
06-05-2003, 18:00
I told you that icey hot wouldnt feel good;P
MrKandiyohi
06-06-2003, 12:06
I don't care if it's 15-love or 30-love, I just know that I want to plays doubles with you.
go_ustp
06-07-2003, 22:02
It's clear that your tennis game needs some work. You'll be ok in a few weeks after receiving regular therapy from your wife...

Are you a doctor?

No, I just spent the night at a Holiday Inn Express....
Paw Kettle
06-08-2003, 08:07
Idiot!.........
That 'jumping over the net stunt' finally caught up with you.


============================
That ball was definately OUT!

=======================

Nope................
mine is bigger.

=================
Stop it!
It'll never heal if you keep pickin' at it.

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Don't worry...........
It's just a flesh wound..........
and the cops nabbed him.............
those damned UPS guys sure can be vindictive!
Paw Kettle
06-08-2003, 08:44
When in Rome...............
ChuteTheMall
06-08-2003, 08:57
"Yes, Martina, they do feel real. Happy now?"
biblefreak
06-08-2003, 09:42
I told you if you didn't shut up what was gonna happen.
You just had to try my patience!!
Alex_Knight
06-08-2003, 10:54
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20030530/lthumb.1054312609.french_open_rog134.jpg

Are those two balls in your pants?

Or are you here to play tennis?


;f ;f ;f
Paw Kettle
06-08-2003, 10:55
Originally posted by ChuteTheMall
"Yes, Martina, they do feel real."
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(To which Martina replied):


"Thank you Ms. Jorgensen".....

"they used to be yours."
06-10-2003, 22:07
Gay night at Wimbleton
OR
For the last damn time, that is not a lamp and there are no genies coming out of it. So quit rubbing it.
ChuteTheMall
06-14-2003, 23:33
http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/racket.jpg
Paw Kettle
06-15-2003, 07:31
http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/racket.jpg

That's it.....

Just one more hard push.
(thank gawd it wasn't a breech birth!)
Paw Kettle
06-15-2003, 07:34
http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/racket.jpg


Happy Father's Day my eye..........

it's gonna be high-strung just like it's mother!
Paw Kettle
06-15-2003, 07:40
http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/racket.jpg

You Bozo....

It's not what I said I wanted for our anniversary....

And it's not even a 'HEAD' racket.
Paw Kettle
06-15-2003, 08:10
http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/racket.jpg


(giggle)

I got it from 'The Sharper Image' catalogue.

A battery powered racket.......

Who knew?
06-15-2003, 13:33
Do you have a tennis fetish?
Are you keeping it a secret and want to tell your spouse?
Call us and tell us your story.
You could be on the next Jerry Springer Show.
Paw Kettle
06-16-2003, 06:29
http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/strange/racket.jpg


"I didn't realize he was such a tiny litle thing"....

"BOBBY RIGGS! ; "You come on outta there right this minute!"