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The Pontificator
09-06-2003, 16:44
Lorax II: Machine-gun Vengeance
Green Egg-Beaters and Tofu (Low Cholesterol Edition)
The Cat in the Hat in the Frat
Bartholomew Cubbins and the Above-ground Testing
Hops for Pops
The Cat in the Provocative Negligee
Horton Picks a Scab
The Grinch Who Shoplifted Arbor Day
Horton Finds Waldo and Tramples Him
Son of Sam I Am
Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
Fox in Detox
Who **** in the Hat?
Horton Hires a Ho
The Flesh-Eating Lorax
How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
Your Colon Can Moo---Can You?
Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
The Cat in the Blender
Marvin K. Mooney, Get the ******* Out!
Are You My Proctologist?
Yentl the Lentil
My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket
Aunts in My Pants
Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!

python1340
09-06-2003, 16:53
Originally posted by The Pontificator
Green Egg-Beaters and Tofu (Low Cholesterol Edition)
Son of Sam I Am
Your Colon Can Moo---Can You?
My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket
Aunts in My Pants


Cute. I like these the best.

JAYTEAM
09-06-2003, 18:52
LMAO

Minuteman
09-06-2003, 22:02
That's sick, twisted, perverted and disrespectfull to the memory of Dr. Seuss


I like it!!!;f

Eddie C.
09-06-2003, 22:13
Son of Sam I Am
Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
Fox in Detox
Who **** in the Hat?
Horton Hires a Ho
Your Colon Can Moo---Can You?
The Cat in the Blender
Marvin K. Mooney, Get the ******* Out!
Are You My Proctologist?
Yentl the Lentil
My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket
Aunts in My Pants
Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!



Hey John, I love these!^5 ^5 ^5 ^5 ^5