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southernshooter
09-06-2003, 18:00
Hog feed salesman is making his rounds in farm country. He notices a farmer in the field next to a pig pen. He stops by to inquire about his pig.
Salesman: How old is that pig?
Farmer: Oh, about 6 months
Salesman: What do you feed him?
Farmer: Table scraps, whatever.
Salesman: What does he weigh?
Farmer: About 165
Salesman: If he had been eating my hog feed he would weigh 50 lbs more by now.
Farmer: Oh well, whats time to a hog?