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Bill Powell
09-06-2003, 20:42
There was an old rooster who was king of the barnyard, and the hero of the hens. Well, this ol rooster was getting a little long in the beak (old), and the farmer decided it was time for some fresh blood, so he makes a deal with his neighbor for a virile young rooster that was guaranteed to keep his hens happy for years to come. The new rooster shows up, and straight away challenges the old rooster to a fight to the death. The old rooster has to come with a plan, so he tells the youngster that they never had actual fights, cause it upset the hens. The old rooster had always been fleet of foot, so he tells the young rooster they normally settle the issue with a foot race, roung and round the hen house. The old rooster lets young rooster think he's catching him till the farmer steps ou on the porch. As soon as the old rooster sees the farmer, he starts squawking and flapping his wings. The farmner reaches behind the door jam, pulls out a double barrel scattermatic, and BOOM, scatters young rooster all over the barnyard. Turns to his wife and says, "Woman, that's the last rooster we get from farmer Jones. That's the third one this month, and every one has been queer."

09-07-2003, 16:41
I told that joke, but it was a little different. It's funny how the same joke can be told in different ways.