The Hussein Family

[Lance Boils]

Now that Uday &Qusay are no more, a lot of the lesser-known family members are coming to the attention of American authorities.

Among the Men:



Sooflay...................... the restaurateur

Guday........................ the half-Australian brother

Huray......................... the sports fanatic

Sashay...................... the gay brother

Kuntay &Kintay........ the twins from the African mother

Sayhay...................... the baseball player

Ojay.......................... the stalker/murderer

Gulay........................ the singer/entertainer

Ebay......................... the internet czar

Biliray....................... the country music star

Ecksray..................... the radiologist

Puray....................... the blender factory owner

Regay...................... the half-Jamaican brother

Tupay....................... the one with bad hair



Among the Women:

Bufay........................ the 500 pound sister

Dushay..................... the clean sister

Lattay....................... the coffee shop owner

Phayray.................... the zoo worker in the BIG gorilla house

Sapheway................. the grocery store owner

Ollay......................... the half-Mexican sister

Gudlay....................... the prostitute



and finally: There is Oyvay . . .

. . . but the family doesn't like to talk about him much