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okie
09-09-2003, 01:26
A pompous preacher was seated next to a cowboy
> > on a flight to Montana. After the plane was
> > airborne, drink orders were taken.
> >
> > The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which
> > was brought and placed before him.
> >
> > The flight attendant then asked the preacher if
> > he would also like a drink.
> >
> > He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely
> > raped by a brazen whore, than let liquor touch my
> > lips."
> >
> > The cowboy then handed his drink back to the
> > flight attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a
> > choice."

JHS
09-09-2003, 11:33
My kin.