Captain on the plane approaches 3 flight attendants red head, brunette and a blond he asks them to name a softdrink that best describes their boyfriends. The red head say hmmm.. 7up cause my boyfriend is seven inches and he is always up ..up...up.. The brunette replies mountain dew because.. Hes built like a mountain and he always wants to doo. doo . doo. The blond response is hmmm... Jack Daniels.... Captain looks puzzled and tells the blond jack daniels? thats not a soft drink... thats a hard liquor..... the blonde say Exactly...thats him!