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pdxbubba
09-12-2003, 08:06
The Revised Miranda Rights!

You are under arrest and... No, I don't care who you are.
No, I don't care who you know.
Yes... you DO pay my salary.
Yes... you CAN have my job.
No, I don't have anything better to do.
Yes, I DO arrest real criminals sometimes.
No, I am not picking on you because you are________ (fill in).
No, I can't give you a break.
No, I don't know your friend, Officer __________(fill in).
Yes, you will be allowed to make a phone call.
Yes, I'm sure you will never do it again.
No, we can't talk about it.
Yes, it DOES make me happy.
Yes, you WILL see me in court.Thank you, have a nice day.
Your Arresting Officer __________(fill in)

okie
09-12-2003, 22:32
That is good. I saw one better then that once but cant post it
because of some cuss words.;g