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09-13-2003, 22:25
Jewish Mother's Answering Machine
If you want chicken soup, press 1;
If you want matzo balls with the soup, press 2;
If you want varnishkas, press 3;
If you want knishes press 4;
If you want to know how am I feeling, you are calling the wrong number since nobody ever asks me how I am feeling.