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okie
09-14-2003, 11:49
There was a party in the woods and all of a sudden there was a downpour of
thunder and rain. These two young guys ran for about ten minutes in the
pouring rain, finally reaching their car just as the rain let up They jumped
in the car, started it up and headed down the road, laughing and, of course,
still drinking one beer after another.

All of a sudden a old man's face appeared in the passenger window and tapped
lightly on the window!

The passenger screamed out, "Eeeeeekkkkkkk!! Look at my window!!!!! There's
an old guy's face out there!" (Was this a ghost!?!?!?!?)

This old man kept knocking so the driver said, "Well, open the window a
little and ask him what he wants!"

The passenger rolled his window part way down and said, scared out of his
wits, "What do you want???"

The old man softly replied, "You have any tobacco?"

The passenger, terrified, looked at the driver and said, "He wants tobacco."

"Well, offer him a cigarette. HURRY!!!!" the driver replies.

So he fumbles around with a pack and hands the old man a cigarette and
yells, "Step on it!!!" rolling up the window in terror.

Now going about 80 miles an hour, they calm down and they start laughing
again and the passenger says, "What do you think of that?'

The driver says, "I don't know. How could that be? I am going pretty fast."
Then, all of a sudden, AGAIN there is a knock on the window and there is the
same old man again.

"Aaaaaaaa, there he is again," the passenger yells.

"Well, see what he wants now," yells back the driver. He rolls down the
window a little ways and shakily says, "Yes?"

"Do you have a light?" the old man quietly asks. The passenger throws a
lighter out the window at him and rolls up the window and yells, "STEP ON
IT."

They are now going about 100 miles an hour and still guzzling beer, trying
to forget what they had just seen and heard, when all of a sudden there is
MORE knocking!

"Oh my Gosh! HE'S BACK!" He rolls down the window and screams out, "WHAT THE
HECK DO YOU WANT?"

The old man gently replies, "You want some help getting out of the mud?"