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09-14-2003, 14:05
>A Husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in
>front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
>"You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman.
>My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my bum is
>hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby" She
>turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me
>feel better about myself".
>He thinks about it for a bit and then says in a soft voice "well there's
>nothing wrong with your eyesight".

09-23-2003, 05:15
wow, im so using that on my girlfriend..even if she has a hot body she will fall for itlol (redhead, not blonde)