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09-15-2003, 01:49
Are you a "professional or not?

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
you are qualified to be a " professional. " Scroll down for each answer.
questions are NOT that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an
overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, " Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
refrigerator? " (Wrong Answer)Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator,
out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.This tests your
ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend
except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You
put him in there.This tests your memory.OK, even if you did not answer
first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show
true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles.
How do
you manage it?

Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the
Meeting.This tests whether you learn quickly from your
mistakes.According to
Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they
got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct
Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that
professionals have the brains of a four year old.

G. Gunman
09-15-2003, 02:08
;f Congratulations, I think this is the funniest gag I've come across in months!

Very good, Okie! ;a