Confucious say...

[okie]

Confucious say...

All who fly upside-down have crack up.

He who stand on toilet high on pot.

Fly who sit on toilet seat get pissed off.

[onemilmhz]

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

[Bill Powell]

confucious also say:

Rape impossible, for tis known: Woman can run faster with up than man can run with pants down.

[Bill Powell]

dammit, I left out dress