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nipperwolf
09-17-2003, 17:05
>Iowa Farmer
> > >>
> > >>A farmer in Iowa got pulled over by a State Trooper for speeding.
> > >>The trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speeding, and
> > >>in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the
> > >>farmer feel uncomfortable.
> > >>
> > >>Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As he
> > >>was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing
> > >>around his head. The farmer said,
> > >>
> > >>"Having some problem with circle flies there, are ya?"
> > >>
> > >>The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if
> > >>that's what they are. I never heard of circle flies."
> > >>
> > >>So the farmer says, "Well, circle flies are common on farms. See,
> > >>they're called circle flies because they're almost always found
> > >>circling around the back end of a horse."
> > >>
> > >>The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then
> > >>after a minute, he stops and says, "Are you trying to call me a
> > >>horse's ass?"
> > >>
> > >>The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law
> > >>enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a
> > >>horse's ass."
> > >>
> > >>The trooper says, "Well that's a good thing," and goes back to
> > >>writing the ticket.
> > >>
> > >>After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies
>though."