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okie
09-18-2003, 01:25
A little Arkansas country boy was sitting on the curb
with a quart of turpentine and just shaking it all
up; just watching all the bubbles.

A priest came along and asked the little boy what he
was doing. The little boy replied "Well, I'm a just
shakin' the most powerful liquid in the world, it's
called turpentine."

The Priest said, "No, son, the most powerful liquid in
the world is Holy Water." If you take some of this
Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman's belly,
she'll pass a healthy baby boy."

The little boy replied, "Shoot, that ain't nothin'.
You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a
cat's ass, he'll pass a motorcycle.."

Glockrunner
09-18-2003, 12:24
;f ;f ;f

I like this one, thanks.

Ghosty
09-18-2003, 12:28
;f ;f ;f ;f ;f

I think I just damaged my lungs and throat trying to stifle the laughter.

You're going to get me fired, Okie!








Thanks for the ;i

Steve Koski
09-18-2003, 14:28
WOnderfUL !

ERASER
09-18-2003, 15:53
I'm cryin'! Geez, that was funny.

okie
09-18-2003, 16:30
Originally posted by Ghosty
You're going to get me fired, Okie!
Oh my hell I dont want to do that;P ;f