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09-19-2003, 08:59
1. Constipated People Don't Give A *****.

2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.

3. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.

4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?

5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth

6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.

7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could
Drive A Little Better.

8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.

9. Thank You For Pot Smoking.

10. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.

11. If At First You Don't Succeed... Blame Someone
Else And Seek Counseling.

12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".

13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

14. Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.

15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You
Put The Booger.

16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.

17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are
Talking To Me.

18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home.

19. I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha.

20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening
To Me.

21. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.

22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

23. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?

24. The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember
My Name.

25. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

26. Illiterate? Write For Help.

27. Honk If Anything Falls Off.

28. Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.

29. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From
The Next Exit .

30. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An
Unarmed Person.

31. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!

32. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.

33. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This

37. If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It

38. Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

39. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
[Seen Upside Down On A Jeep]

40. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph
Are Also Timed For 70mph.

41. Guys: No Shirt, No Service.
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

42. If Walking Is So Good For You, then Why Does My
Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

43. Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack
Open A Cold One.

44. Ax Me About Ebonics.

45. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.

46. Boldly Going Nowhere.

47. Cat: The Other White Meat.

48. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.

49. Don't Be Sexist - *****es Hate That.

50. Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His
Animal Friends.

51. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From
A Car Window.

52. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before
He Admits He is lost?

53. If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle
Them With Bullets.

54. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids
In Touch.

55. Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!

56. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.


58. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.

59. Some people are only alive because it is illegal
to shoot them.

60. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

61. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

62. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

63. So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious.

64. I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?

65. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Steve Koski
09-19-2003, 09:23
51. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From
A Car Window.

Too funny!

09-19-2003, 18:34
I kinda like this one................

53. If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle
Them With Bullets.

09-19-2003, 19:20
One I saw the other day...

Loud pipes = Small Pen!s

09-20-2003, 05:28
On the back of semi going up a steep hill; I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you.

09-20-2003, 11:02
when they ban assault rifles,
what will we shoot liberals with?

09-23-2003, 05:07
"If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you"

09-23-2003, 06:34
I'm Going Nucking Futs

09-23-2003, 16:26
And my favorite....

It takes a village.... to elect an idiot

09-23-2003, 18:16
If ignorance is bliss...then you must be orgasmic!

09-23-2003, 18:31
"Dare To Keep Cops Off Donuts"

09-23-2003, 18:40
"lock up liberals , not guns " ...:)

10-21-2003, 15:55
If guns kill then matches start arson.

10-21-2003, 16:48
"honk if you're carrying warrants!"