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pesticidal
09-26-2003, 13:00
After his demise, Osama Bin Laden was greeting at the gates by George Washington, who promptly slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry then came up and punched Bin Laden in the face, breaking his nose, then said, "You tried, but failed to end America's liberty."

James Madison appeared, kicked him in the groin, and said, "This is why I allowed the government to provide for the common defense."

Bin Laden was subjected to similar beatings from John Randolph, James Monroe, Thomas Jefferson, and 66 other early Americans. As he writhed in pain, bleeding on the ground, an angel appeared. Bin Laden said. "This is not what I was promised!"

The angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you, didn't I?"