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ChuteTheMall
09-27-2003, 20:04
Best Excuses if You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk:


"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time
management course you sent me to."

"Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper."

"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new paradigm!"

"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

"I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance."

Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) you
learned at the last mandatory seminar your boss made you attend.

"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"

"Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to
our biggest problem."

"The coffee machine is broken...."
or
"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

"Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

"Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"

"Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."

forthehalibut
09-27-2003, 23:38
"In Jesus' name, Amen."

David_G17
09-29-2003, 17:13
Originally posted by forthehalibut
"In Jesus' name, Amen."

preceeded by "and bless my boss and all of his hard work..."

vafish
09-29-2003, 17:29
Just don't be like the CAD operator in my office.

He fell asleep at his desk while holding a sharpened #2 pencil with the point up. Impaled his right eye on the pencil.

MattsNuked
09-29-2003, 18:01
Originally posted by vafish
Just don't be like the CAD operator in my office.
He fell asleep at his desk while holding a sharpened #2 pencil with the point up. Impaled his right eye on the pencil.

He doesn't sound too sharp!!;i

vafish
09-29-2003, 19:42
Well let's just say he doesn't look at his job quite the same way as before the accident.