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09-28-2003, 14:20
A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he notices his friend has a huge p*nis.

"Damn Bob, you're hung!" Jim exclaims.

"I wasn't always this impressive, I had to work for it."

"What do you mean?" Jim asked.

"Well, everyday for the past two years I've spent an hour each night rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow 4 inches! You should try it."

Jim agrees and the two say good bye.

A few weeks later the two are in the same locker room and Bob asks Jim how his situation was.

Jim replied, " I did what you said but my p*nis has actually gotten smaller! I lost two inches already!"

"Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?"

"Well, butter is expensive, so I've been using Crisco."

"Crisco?!?" Bob exclaimed, "No wonder man, Crisco's shortening!"

09-29-2003, 02:56
lol nice ;f