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10-02-2003, 20:35
>A mortician was working late one night. It was
>his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to
>be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz,
>who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery:
>Schwartz had the longest private part he had ever seen! "I'm
>sorry, Mr. Schwartz," said the mortician, "but I can't send you
>off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like
>this. It has to be saved for posterity." With that the coroner
>used his tool to remove the deadman's private part. The coroner
>stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first
>person he showed was his wife."I have something to show you that
>you won't believe," he said, and opened his briefcase. "Oh my
>God," she screamed, "Schwartz is dead!"