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lethal tupperwa
11-19-2003, 18:44
An older couple is lying in bed one morning, having just
awakened from a good night's sleep. He takes her hand and
she responds, "Don't touch me."

"Why not?" he asks.

She answers back, "Because I'm dead."

The husband says, "What are you talking about? We're both
lying here in bed together and talking to one another."

She says, "No, I'm definitely dead."

He insists, "You're not dead. What in the world makes you
think you're dead?"

"Because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts."