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11-22-2003, 13:26
Subject: To my friends
Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship!
1. When you are sad,...I will get you drunk and will help
you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue,..I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile,...I'll know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared,...I will rag you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried,....I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused,...I will use little words to explain.

7. When you are sick,...stay away from me until you're well again. I
don'twant whatever you have.

8. When you fall,...I will point and laugh at your clumsyass.

This is my oath, I pledge 'till the end. Why you may ask?

Because you're my friend!

11-22-2003, 14:30
That's not a friend.

A friend helps you move.

A REAL friend helps you move the body (From item #1 of the poem)

11-23-2003, 09:00
A friend comes to bail you out of jail.

A true friend is will be sitting beside you in the cell saying "Man...that was fun!"