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okie
11-23-2003, 12:49
An old biker sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping
his whiskey, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the road, riding
motorcycles, wearing leather, and polishing my chrome, so I
guess I am."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As
soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower I
think about women. When I watch TV I think about women. I even think
about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of
women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on
the other side of the old biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.