A guy was traveling all over the U.S. As he toured he went into a Church in California. There was a gold phone there that said "Calls $1000.00" He asked, "Why would anybody pay that much for a phone call? The pastor said "That gold phone is a direct line to Heaven". He traveled on to midwestern states and found the same thing, The gold phones in the churches said $1000.00 a call. Then he went to a southern church and the sign over the gold phone said "All calls .35 cents" He asked why the calls all over the U.S. were $1000.00 and in the south they are only .35 cents. The pastor said "In the south its a local call"