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11-24-2003, 23:11
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing
home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next
morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her
in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.

She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways
in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and
straighten herup. Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to
tilt to the other side.

The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes
on all morning. Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting
to her new home. "So, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask.
"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."