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11-26-2003, 02:23
A lady walks into a Mega Store. She browses around,
> then spots
> the perfect leather sofa and walks over to inspect it.
> As she
> bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart
> escapes her.
> Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if
> anyone
> has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales
> person
> doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, sure
> enough, there
> standing next to her is a salesman.
> "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
> Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price
> of this lovely leather sofa?"
> He answers, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you
> farted
> just touching it, you are going to crap when you hear
> the
> price."

11-26-2003, 06:20
lol ;a ;f