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okie
11-26-2003, 02:25
One day The Lord came to Adam to pass on some
news. "I've got some good news and some bad
news," The Lord said.

Adam looked at The Lord and said, "Well, give me
the good news first."

Smiling, The Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for you,
One is called a brain. It will allow you to
create new things, solve problems, and have
intelligent conversations with Eve. The other
organ I have for you is called a thing. It will
give you great physical pleasure and allow you
to reproduce your now intelligent life form and
populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that
you now have this organ to give her children."

Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great
gifts you have given to me. What could possibly
be bad news after such great tidings?"

The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great
sorrow, "You will never be able to use these
two gifts at the same time."