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hunter_76
11-28-2003, 08:58
Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip
....
> > > but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick,
and
the
> > > trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular
ones so
> >Santa
> > > was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
> > >
> > > Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This
> >stressed
> > > Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found
that
> >three
> > > of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and
were
> >out,
> > > heaven knows where. More Stress.
> > >
> > > Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked
and
the
> >toy
> > > bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. Totally
frustrated,
Santa
> > > went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey.
> > >
> > > When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hit the
liquor
and
> > > there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he dropped the
coffee
> >pot
> > > and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen
floor.
> >He
> > > went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it
was
> >made
> > > from.
> > >
> > > Just then the door bell rang and Santa opened the door and there
was a
> > > little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said:
"Where
> >would
> > > you like to put this tree fat man?"
> > >
> > > And that my friend, is how the little angel came to be on top of
the
> > > Christmas tree.
:) :) :)