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nipperwolf
11-29-2003, 03:36
> A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course,
became
> confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady
> playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and
asked
> her if she knew what hole he was playing. I'm on the 7th hole," she
replied,
> "and you are a hole behind me. So you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked
> her and went back to his golf.
> On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her again with
> the same request. "I'm on number 14, and you're still a hole behind, so
you
> must be on the 13th hole."
> Once again he thanked her and returned to his play. He finished his round
> and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of
> the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said
that
> she was a sales lady and played the course often.
> He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for
your
> help. I understand that you're in the sales profession. I'm in sales also.
> What do you sell?"
> "I'll tell you, but you're going to laugh," she replied.
> "No, I won't."
> "Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."
> With that, he laughed so hard he almost fell off the bar stool.
> "See," she said. "I knew you'd laugh!"
> "That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied, "I'm a salesman for
> Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you."