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okie
11-30-2003, 01:27
We have all seen the usual list of crossbred dogs....however, there are some
new breeds out there you might not have heard of before:

Newfoundland x Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial
advisors.

Labrador Retriever x Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice
of research scientists.

Bull Terrier x ****zu = Bull****z, a gregarious but unreliable breed.

Pointer x Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.

Kerry Blue Terrier x Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries.

Great Pyrenees x Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed.

Pekingnese x Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog.

Irish Water Spaniel x English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh
and clean as a whistle.

Terrier x Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes.

Bloodhound x Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.

Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, favorites of lawyers but it doesn't seem to
matter.

Collie x Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work.

Cocker Spaniel + Rottweiller = Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that
philandering ex-husband.

Deerhound x Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.