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12-01-2003, 17:44
A Blonde and a Lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight

from LA to NY.

The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.

The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines

and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.


The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot

of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know

the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa."

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the

answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will

pay you $500.00."

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be

no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the

earth to the moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out

a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.

"Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn."

She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs and

comes down with four legs?"

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches

all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with

his modem and searches the net and the Library Of Congress, no

answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and co-

workers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and

hands her $500.

The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more

sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde

and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the

lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.