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12-02-2003, 02:33
One day, little Tommy, bored out of his mind, went to his father for
suggestions on what to do to pass the time.

"I`ll tell you what," said the father, "take this dollar and run into town
and get me a dollars worth of what`s what."

Tommy grabbed the dollar, hopped on his bike and rode into town. Once
there, he had to decide what store would have the what`s what. He stopped
in front of the pharmacy and went in. He went to the pharmacist`s desk,
held up the dollar and said, "I`d like a dollar`s worth of what`s what,

The pharmacist knew immediately that the boy was on a wild goose chase and
said, "If you go across the street, to the house with the red light on the
front porch, they can get you some what`s what."

Tommy ran across the street and knocked on the front door. A tall,
stunning blonde, completely naked, opened the door. Her "area" was right
in little Tommy`s face. Pointing to it he said, "what`s that?"

"What`s what?" the prostitute replied.

Tommy then replied, "Good, I`ll take a dollar`s worth."

12-02-2003, 11:10