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lethal tupperwa
12-06-2003, 09:07
Billy Joe Bob was a famous portrait artist. His fame grew and soon people
from all over the
country were coming to him for paintings. One day, a beautiful young woman
pulled up to his house in a stretch limo. She asked Billy Joe Bob if he
could paint her in the nude.
This was the first time anyone had made this request. The beautiful lady
said money was no object, she was willing to
pay $50,000.
Not willing to get into trouble with his wife, Billy Joe Bob asked the lady
to wait while he went in the house and conferred with his wife.

In a few minutes he returned and told the lady he was willing to do it.
However, he would have to leave his socks on so he would have some place to
wipe his brushes.....