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scooterbear
12-06-2003, 12:38
A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn't really care.



The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.


I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are: eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day.



I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.