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lethal tupperwa
12-07-2003, 09:49
Subject: Snow Storm



Norman and his wife live in Calgary. One winter morning while listening to
the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches
of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the
street, so the snowplow can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves
her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer
says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your
car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get
through."

Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer
says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park
........... " then the electric power goes out.

Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says,
"Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park
on so the plow can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice like all of us men who are
married to Blondes exhibit, Norman says,
"Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"