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lethal tupperwa
12-07-2003, 09:02
Jack and Joan were having some problems at home and were giving each other
the "silent treatment". But then Jack realized that he would need his wife
to wake him at 5:00am for an early morning drive with some pals to a golf
match.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and so lose the "war"), he
wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 am."

The next morning, Jack woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 am and that his
friends would have left for the golf course without him.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't awakened him when he
noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It's 5:00 am.
Wake-up."

Men simply are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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