A man walks into a diner and orders a bowl of chili. The waitress says "I'm sorry, but the man next to you got the last bowl." He looks over and sees the other man just looking at the bowl of chili. He asks "Are you going to eat that?" The other man says "Nope." He asks "May I have it?" The second man slides the bowl over to him. The man digs in and is about half-way through when his spoon hits something solid. He looks down, sees a dead rat in the bowl and instantly vomits everything back up into the bowl. The second man looks over and says" Yeah...thats about as far as I got too."