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okie
12-08-2003, 02:10
I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar and my wife insisted I empty the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else... After careful consideration, I reluctantly agreed and finally proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank. Then, I withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink which I drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then, I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour. When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which were twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again, and finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I'm not under the affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get. I'm not drunk you shilly sit! ...

J Sand
12-08-2003, 08:49
I'd hate to be that guy tomorrow morning.;C

218
12-08-2003, 20:37
lol i love it!

glock_owner
12-09-2003, 14:14
...to be that guy any day! Could you imagine being married to someone who'd actually instist you pour out your whiskey. Them's grounds for one of them day-vorces if you ask me!

218
12-10-2003, 00:49
Originally posted by glock_owner
...to be that guy any day! Could you imagine being married to someone who'd actually instist you pour out your whiskey. Them's grounds for one of them day-vorces if you ask me!

My step-mother made my father dump out 3 cases of beer one day after she found it under the living room couch...
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he was an alcoholic and has been sober since that day