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AAshooter
12-11-2003, 16:02
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House.

The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie,"

Ouch! Says Hillary, I don't know about that.

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears..Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people,"

Ho! I really don't want to do that.

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."