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The Pontificator
12-15-2003, 17:50
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day. The man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting big, and I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right. Your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue." The woman chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks.

"Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"

12-15-2003, 21:26
FOFL! http://www.uzitalk.com/forums/images/smilies/roflmao.gif