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12-18-2003, 02:27
It was a May-December marriage, and as the old
man climbed in to
bed for the first time with his new bride, he asked,
"Did your mother tell you what to do on your wedding

"Yes," she cooed, kissing him lightly, "She told me everything."

"Good," said the elderly gentleman as he turned out the
light, "because I've forgotten."