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Lethal Farce
12-29-2003, 20:59
As this deer season ends I decided, I should become a guide for folks who want to hunt - mosquitoes, yellow jackets, song birds, sparrows, crows, and squirrels. This season, I couldn't find a deer if I was in a petting zoo. I am The Great White Looser.

PS Who wants to buy an unused rifle?

12-30-2003, 01:07
What's the rifle and how big are the yellow jackets? I hear they make great soup with unused tags.

Lethal Farce
12-30-2003, 09:33
Thanks for the idea. I hear the tags are high in fiber.

Tom from Sauk
12-30-2003, 21:43
Lethal Farce,
Don't be so hard on yourself. Getting to the woods beats the crap out of sitting on the couch. Relax and enjoy the day!

A.F. Lineman
12-30-2003, 22:49
A bad day hunting is better than a good day at work. I have been skunked many times. Still go out as often as I am able (and the Wife lets me);p

01-01-2004, 01:47
Originally posted by A.F. Lineman
A bad day hunting is better than a good day at work.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

I only shot a deer this year. No elk for me. But you know what, I had a great time trying and that's really the fun part anyway. Once you shoot something, the work starts.