Who needs a guide / outfitter?

[Lethal Farce]

As this deer season ends I decided, I should become a guide for folks who want to hunt - mosquitoes, yellow jackets, song birds, sparrows, crows, and squirrels. This season, I couldn't find a deer if I was in a petting zoo. I am The Great White Looser.
LF

PS Who wants to buy an unused rifle?

[lomfs24]

What's the rifle and how big are the yellow jackets? I hear they make great soup with unused tags.

[Lethal Farce]

Thanks for the idea. I hear the tags are high in fiber.
LF

[Tom from Sauk]

Lethal Farce,
Don't be so hard on yourself. Getting to the woods beats the crap out of sitting on the couch. Relax and enjoy the day!

[A.F. Lineman]

A bad day hunting is better than a good day at work. I have been skunked many times. Still go out as often as I am able (and the Wife lets me);p

[lomfs24]

Originally posted by A.F. Lineman
A bad day hunting is better than a good day at work.

Took the words right out of my mouth.

I only shot a deer this year. No elk for me. But you know what, I had a great time trying and that's really the fun part anyway. Once you shoot something, the work starts.