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okie
01-12-2004, 01:51
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound just like a song.

Some farts do not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger awhile.

A fart can create
A most-curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, but deadly.

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairies,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later.

So be not afraid
Of the invisible gas,
For always remember,
That farts, too, shall pass.

Big Sexy Glock
01-12-2004, 03:21
I may need to go back to my therapist.

Lately I think I've been hearing subliminal messages in my farts.

Sorta like when you play a Beatles record backwards.




Most of the messages are just simple "Hi , how are ya" .....

others are more like , "you may need to wipe" and "no, thats not water running down your leg" and "thanks for not waisting me on a burp" .....



Then some others just remind me of Rosie O'Donnell


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