Oxy Morons

51. Friendly Fire
50. Act naturally
49. Found missing
48. Resident alien
47. Advanced BASIC
46. Genuine imitation
45. Airline Food
44. Good grief
43. Same difference
42. Almost exactly
41. Government organization
40. Sanitary landfill
39. Alone together
38. Legally drunk
37. Silent scream
36. British fashion
35. Living dead
34. Small crowd
33. Business ethics
32. Soft rock
30. Military Intelligence
29. Software documentation
28. New York culture
27. New classic
26. Sweet sorrow
25. Childproof
24. "Now, then ..."
23. Synthetic natural gas
22. Christian Scientists
21. Passive aggression
20. Taped live
19. Clearly misunderstood
18. Peace force
17. Extinct Life
16. Temporary tax increase
14. Plastic glasses
13. Terribly pleased
12. Computer security
11. Political science
10. Tight slacks
9. Definite maybe
8. Pretty ugly
7. Twelve-ounce pound cake
6. Diet ice cream
5. Rap music
4. Working vacation
3. Exact estimate
2. Religious tolerance

And the Number one top OXY-Moron . . .

1. Microsoft Works

In retrospect, I think I need to adjust number 1 slightly:

1. Intelligent Cat

[Timidor]

I disagree. Cats are very intelligent. They're smart enough to know that whatever we tell them to do is a dumb idea and thus doesn't need doing.

[mdb212]

Liberal think-tank

[colt1911a1]

Jumbo shrimp

[lpo]

civil war

[AnimalK]

English Cooking ;0
Government Worker ^8
Civil War ;I

[Timidor]

Originally posted by AnimalK
English Cooking ;0

Oh come on. You have to admit fish and chips are pretty good. :)

Anyhow,

Smaller Government

[AnimalK]

Long John Silver's has 'em
besides, Steak and kidney pie ain't half bad.
;Y

[AnimalK]

Original Copy
City-State
Wildlife Management
Boxer Briefs
Stupid Liberal... (Oops! That's just a redundancy)


;6