I Want To Fly a Helicopter, Not Look At a Bunch of Crazy Dials

[Wulfenite]

http://www.theonion.com/4006/opinion1.html

[FB3]

I surely hope that this guy is nowhere near when I am flying. Hopefully he will lose interest and stick to skate boards.

[sopdan]

It's The Onion...... it's not real.