Welcome to The OXCOPS and Alex_Knight Forum [Archive]

Alex_Knight

03-03-2004, 14:53

I would just like to welcome everyone here on behalf of Ox and myself.

This will be a tightly run ship. No monkey business will be tolerated.

;f ;f ;f

engineer151515

03-03-2004, 15:10

http://school.discovery.com/clipart/images/nomonkey.gif

Edit picture credit: discovery.com

groverglock

03-03-2004, 15:11

Just how many beers does it take for you and Ox both to get tight?;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c ;c

Alex_Knight

03-03-2004, 15:19

http://members.cox.net/tmiller501/Pictures/threadclosed.gif

;f ;f ;f

Dinky

03-03-2004, 19:23

;W^d

misskitty5077

03-03-2004, 22:49

I'll say one thing...you sure are persistent:cool:

David_G17

03-05-2004, 10:29

alex_knight for moderator.

OMT in disguise.

Mondo

03-05-2004, 17:20

What may I ask does the OX and Alex Forum contain? I mean what will be it's main order of business?

Alex_Knight

03-05-2004, 17:31

Oh God ! ! ! !

Here it comes ! ! ! ! ! !

;f ;f ;f

TomSplasky

03-05-2004, 18:00

Originally posted by Mondo_357
What may I ask does the OX and Alex Forum contain? I mean what will be it's main order of business?

It is known as the

"DO YOU BELIEVE THIS **** FORUM?!??"

David_G17

03-05-2004, 21:05

why has no one said "kick em in the junk" yet?

imposters! it's not really oxcops and alex_knight.

mally_b

03-08-2004, 01:16

Less junk kicking and more master plans. But avoid the lazer unless a midnight meeting is in order then Allota is ready for duty sir.;f

ChuteTheMall

03-08-2004, 09:08

http://www.dccomics.com/vertigo/filth/images/popupart/monkey.jpg
"Fork your spud"

Mondo

03-08-2004, 12:26

Originally posted by TomSplasky
It is known as the

"DO YOU BELIEVE THIS **** FORUM?!??"

Okay, now I'm scared!;P

Alex_Knight

03-09-2004, 22:28

OK, I'll join.

ColoradoPacker

03-09-2004, 23:33

So now what? OX hasn't even posted here yet ;c

Alex_Knight

03-10-2004, 15:11

OK, I'm in.

J Sand

03-11-2004, 14:31

I think I found my favorite forum!!;f ;a ;f http://www.mainegoodies.com/food/fluff/fluff.jpg

Alex_Knight

03-11-2004, 14:52

Originally posted by J Sand
I think I found my favorite forum!!;f ;a ;f http://www.mainegoodies.com/food/fluff/fluff.jpg

Look at it this way. At least you won't die from lead poisoning or lung cancer joining this quest.

;f ;f ;f

mhambi

03-11-2004, 14:58

no monkey business eh?

Soldat

03-11-2004, 15:02

monkies we don't need no stinking monkies

mhambi

03-11-2004, 15:04

The New OAF moderators:

J Sand

03-11-2004, 15:12

Originally posted by mhambi
no monkey business eh?
Lucky monkey.;f ;a

engineer151515

03-12-2004, 16:19

I'd ask for a forum MONKEY number around here ...

but I'm afraid I'd GET ONE! ;a

Alex_Knight

03-12-2004, 16:23

Originally posted by engineer151515
I'd ask for a forum MONKEY number around here ...

but I'm afraid I'd GET ONE! ;a

engineer151515 = Monkey #4 ;f ;f ;f

NightWolfe

03-12-2004, 16:45

Originally posted by J Sand
I think I found my favorite forum!!;f ;a ;f http://www.mainegoodies.com/food/fluff/fluff.jpg

OMG .. I didn't know they made flavored Fluff .. YEAA!!!!

maybe an Ox & Alex Flavor will be next ???

engineer151515

03-12-2004, 21:39

Originally posted by Alex_Knight
engineer151515 = Monkey #4 ;f ;f ;f

Made the list ... Make that Monkey #46

Boy .. that's a lot of monkeys.

Its time to SPANK THE MONKEYS...

okie

03-13-2004, 09:09

Originally posted by mhambi
no monkey business eh?
Lucky monkey, if I do say so myself;a ;f

KY Moose

03-13-2004, 09:45

Originally posted by engineer151515
Made the list ... Make that Monkey #47

Boy .. that's a lot of monkeys.

Its time to SPANK THE MONKEYS...

Now go spank that monkey!

Spank the monkey game (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/spankmonkey.shtml)

engineer151515

03-13-2004, 19:47

I tried that game. Spun the roller ball and got a "nice one" at 377 mph! ;P

And people wonder why I walk with a limp.

bluemeanie

03-16-2004, 11:01

I'm in.

engineer151515

03-16-2004, 15:42

Alex Knight!

Your avatar has started to effect my avatar!

This can't be .... I'm a leader, not a follower! ...

I'm starting to MORPH into SOMETHING ,,... I'm changing ... ARRRGGGGHHHH

http://www.sherylfranklin.com/images/trek/women/voyager/seven1.jpg

Hello, Alex :)

Alex_Knight

03-16-2004, 16:37

Originally posted by engineer151515

http://www.sherylfranklin.com/images/trek/women/voyager/seven1.jpg

Hello, Alex :) [/B]

Schwing ! ! ! ! ! ;f ;f ;f

Hiya engineer151515 ! ! !

ColoradoPacker

03-16-2004, 17:48

Hey, I got a question - looking at my american rifleman magazine, which numbers on the label are my NRA life-membership number?

engineer151515

03-16-2004, 21:50

Originally posted by Alex_Knight
Schwing ! ! ! ! ! ;f ;f ;f

Hiya engineer151515 ! ! !

http://www.treasuresand.com/jeri1.jpg

You know, Alex,

I guess I have you to thank for my new "look"

Don't know how you pulled that off.

Hey

Is that a Glock in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

I think I'm going to go take a long, hot shower.

See ya later ... Alex....

engineer151515

03-17-2004, 08:35

Wow Alex...

That shower was great. It's amazing how good that felt.

Drying off was fun too.

Ohhh ... I'm feeling dizzy

my avatar is changing... looks like something from another universe.....

AAAHHHHRRRRGGGGGG ........

http://www.rodney.com/images/pop/lookalike/photo.jpg

Hey Alex ...

Whatdaya say. ... Why you looking at me like that?

You know I've been feeling lonely.
When I say I'm lonely, I mean lonely. The other day in traffic a guy gave me the finger. And I enjoyed it.

bada boom

You know, I just dont get no respect. No respect. Know what I mean.

mhambi

03-17-2004, 08:46

You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind.

You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas.

You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone.

engineer151515

03-17-2004, 09:08

http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/MMPH/241217.jpg

Good crowd..good crowd. I'm telling
you I could use a good crowd. I'm ok
now but last week I was in rough
shape.. you know.

Why? I looked up my family tree and
found out I was the sap.

buda boom

I have a rough childhood, a rough
one I'll tell you.

When I was born..the doctor came out
to the waiting room and said to my
father.. "I'm very sorry. We did
everything we could..but he pulled
through."

My mother had morning sickness after
I was born.

buda boom

My mother never breast fed me. She
told me that she only liked me as a
friend.

AAAAAHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHH PLEASE!!!!
MAKE THE MADNESS STOPPPPPP

Alex_Knight

03-17-2004, 09:49

Originally posted by engineer151515

My mother never breast fed me. She
told me that she only liked me as a
friend.

AAAAAHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHH PLEASE!!!!
MAKE THE MADNESS STOPPPPPP

~1 ~1 ~1

ChuteTheMall

03-17-2004, 09:57

Originally posted by engineer151515

My mother never breast fed me. She
told me that she only liked me as a
friend.

She told me the very same thing! ;f

engineer151515

03-17-2004, 15:49

tell you, with my doctor, I don't get no respect. Well, I told him I've swallowed
a bottle of sleeping pills. He told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.

buda boom

One day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked.
I said to the guy, "Hey buddy...why are you doing that for?"
He said, "Because you came home early."

buda boom

I tell ya I don't get no respect.
Hey, ya know ..... I aint feeling sooo good....
The world's starting to spinnnn.

My avatar is changing .. . . . . . .. ..

poof

http://www.millaj.com/pics/wallpaper96.jpg

If this don't stop soon, I'm gonna shoot something!

ColoradoPacker

03-17-2004, 21:50

Why is her finger on the trigger, Rule #1 !!!

engineer151515

03-18-2004, 08:36

My fingers are on the triggers. My 45 is loaded and cocked. My gender keeps switching, I spent hours as Rodney Dangerfield, I'm half dressed, hungry and my avatar has turned yellow and green. Don't UPSET me!

And stop looking at my skirt!

David_G17

03-18-2004, 20:47

Originally posted by ColoradoPacker
Why is her finger on the trigger, Rule #1 !!!

it's okay. it's not a firearm; it's just a grenade launcher.~1

ChuteTheMall

03-18-2004, 21:32

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/picturejokes/5546.jpg

;0

mikerau

03-18-2004, 21:40

Cool game I slaped the MONKEY 391 miles per hour;;+ ;Y

ChuteTheMall

03-18-2004, 22:04

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/picturejokes/11018.jpg

ChuteTheMall

03-18-2004, 22:06

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/picturejokes/12091.jpg

engineer151515

03-21-2004, 21:51

Alex_Knight

03-22-2004, 14:41

J Sand

03-22-2004, 15:04

Originally posted by Alex_Knight
Sign up today and win a free picture of a Glock.

Any model you like. ;f
Do I still get one if I've already signed up or is it a today only offer? ;f

Alex_Knight

03-22-2004, 17:04

Originally posted by J Sand
Do I still get one if I've already signed up or is it a today only offer? ;f

20 minutes left. ;f ;f ;f

Blast

03-23-2004, 03:46

So when does the fun start?^8
http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/unclassified/smiley_aaui.gif

ColoradoPacker

03-23-2004, 21:26

Originally posted by Blast
So when does the fun start?^8
http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/unclassified/smiley_aaui.gif

Better get me a bucket, I think I'm gonan throw up ;g

ChuteTheMall

04-12-2004, 20:24

I didn't get my secret decoder ring yet.

mhambi

04-12-2004, 20:37

All this thread has given me is THIS (http://www.entspann0rn.de.vu/)

CaptDoug04

04-18-2004, 13:39

I spanked the monkey at 382 miles an hour!!! No wonder I have friction burns!!;e ;P ;g ;G ^5

Patricia

04-19-2004, 20:19

Ok, I just spoke to Eric. He isn't entirely comfortable with the idea, but agreed to let me set this club up on a sort of trial basis. Please give me a title for the forum and a description and I'll set it up. He wants Eddie in here keeping on eye on things for the time being. He is in the process of making some changes to the mod catagories and doesn't want to add any new people right now. This can still be called the Ox and Alex Forum if that is the general concensus. Now, for my two cents. If you all want this forum to stay in existence, let's not take advantage of Eric's good graces. Have fun here, by all means (you can expect me to be joining in on a regular basis) but don't go overboard.

ChuteTheMall

04-19-2004, 20:28

Originally posted by Sidearmor
Have fun here, by all means (you can expect me to be joining in on a regular basis) but don't go overboard.

;e :-)

BigDeeeeeeee

04-19-2004, 20:42

Wwweeeeeeeeee ;e

true believer

04-19-2004, 21:22

:) :) :) :)
bob

slightlyabnorml

04-19-2004, 21:29

Originally posted by Alex_Knight
Sign up today and win a free picture of a Glock.

Any model you like. ;f

Fortunately it's a picture of a glock and not Alex in a Dress;g

Congrats on the forum trial run Alex and OX

mally_b

04-20-2004, 01:59

We're actually getting what we asked for...
Whatever am I going to do with myself now I feel so empowered my vote counts I think I'm gonna cry.... oh wait that must have just been Alex’s Jubilation gas making my eyes tear up. Woo wee that’s some pretty powerful stuff.
;f ;f ;f

gwalchmai

04-20-2004, 06:02

So does this mean we will now return to the staid serious business of GnG?

ATL Peach Girl

04-20-2004, 08:55

Dear God.........make it go away!!! For the love of all that's supposed to be holy...!!!! ;f ;f ;f ;f

I am crushed that I did not get in the ELITE 50........totally crushed.......:(

proguncali

04-20-2004, 09:46

Originally posted by NightWolfe

maybe an Ox & Alex Flavor will be next ???

That is wrong on so many levels....;g

ChuteTheMall

05-27-2008, 07:39

:bump:

PeterJasonMN

05-27-2008, 23:02

.. Have fun here, by all means (you can expect me to be joining in on a regular basis) but don't go overboard.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............Who could have foreseen?