cliffb
03-19-2004, 15:59
Robotic Bartender
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.
A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replied, "130." So the robot proceeded to make conversation
about
physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on.
The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."
Another gent came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your
IQ?"
The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football,
baseball, and so on.
The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."
A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked
him,
"What's your IQ?"
The man replied, "70."
The robot then said, "So, are you Democrats really going to nominate
John Kerry?"
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.
A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replied, "130." So the robot proceeded to make conversation
about
physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on.
The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."
Another gent came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your
IQ?"
The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football,
baseball, and so on.
The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."
A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked
him,
"What's your IQ?"
The man replied, "70."
The robot then said, "So, are you Democrats really going to nominate
John Kerry?"