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nipperwolf
06-16-2004, 04:46
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf
> > >course, became confused as to where he was on the course.
> > >Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked
> > >up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew
> > >what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole,
> > >and you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole."
> > >
> > >He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine the
> > >same thing happened; and he approached h er again with the same
> > >request. She said, "I'm on the 14th hole, you are a hole
> > >behind me, so you must be on the 13th hole." Once again he
> > >thanked her and returned to his play.
> > >
> > >He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw
> > >the same lady sitting at the end of the bar . He asked the
> > >bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she
> > >was a sales lady and played the course often.
> > >
> > >He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in
> > >appreciation for your help. I understand that you are in the
> > >sales profession. I'm in sales, also. What do y! ou sell?"
> > >
> > >She replied, "If I tell you, you'll laugh."
> > >
> > >"No, I won't."
> > >
> > >"Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."
> > >
> > >With that, he laughed so hard he almost lost his breath. She
> > >said, "See I knew you would laugh."
> > >
> > >"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm a salesman
> > >for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you!"

NeoG19
06-16-2004, 10:44
lol;z

218
06-18-2004, 03:31
;z ;z

Ladyoftheglock
06-18-2004, 09:42
yeah i agree;a ;z