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07-18-2004, 01:25
Little Jordan was staying with his grandmother for a few days.
He'd been playing outside for a while when he came into
the house and asked her,
"Grandma, what is it called when people are
sleeping on top of each other?"
She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him he
"It's called sexual intercourse, darling."
Little Jordan just said, "OK" and went back outside to play.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,
"Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse!
It's called bunk beds!"