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Bullman
07-22-2004, 19:13
Vacation nearly over, I will have to get back to the grind and reverse my shaving habits. (for vacation I have been shaving my head and letting the beard grow, it was a refreshing change)


In my bachelor days I would have been most amused with such a poster, but now, I let Mrs. Bullman (that svelte little jersey) satisfy my needs when it comes to female companionship and so forth.;)

And while I wasn't really counting, I figured it was about time for a new Monkey Master, I will take my primate now!

G29
07-23-2004, 09:10
Dearest Rabbity,
I think you missed a spot or two? Could you come back to The Chamber?
;)








(Hi Mongo! Did I mention that G33 is an energy bunny?)

G33
07-23-2004, 12:48
Hey! What is up?
.................................................................................................... ......................................

She is asleep again?
Why do I have to handle all the cabana boys??;Q
;f

samurairabbi
07-24-2004, 09:45
Originally posted by G33
(Dear Mongo, That should keep them busy looking for Waldo for several weeks!
Originally posted by G29
Dearest Rabbity,
I think you missed a spot or two? Could you come back to The Chamber?
;)
Mongo here. Rabbi read G29 request, yells "Duty requires I return to the chamber to finish sand removal operation COMPLETELY!", grab rose petal / feather / ultra-soft artist brush carrying case, and tear out of here. Him say me in charge for weekend. Sometimes Mongo no comprehend Rabbi reasoning.

Mongo wish to reassure 10-Ringers: Rabbi absence will not inconvenience logistics for weekend Lagoon Blowout. Dungeon Crew fully capable of handling party arrangements.

To G33: Mongo puzzled by G33 statement quoted in header. 10-Ringers proficient in comprehension and evaluation of photos of female form, even when them (the 10-Ringers, not the photos) fully inebriated. Mongo think 10-Ringers will be only minimally distracted by standard issue group photo of NFL cheerleading team; certainly not the "several weeks" G33 state. Mongo know G33 to be excellent judge of consequential effect of her actions concerning salacious 10-Ring mentality (pardon Mongo redundancy), so Mongo wondering whether G33 bluffing, or G33 have reason for such a gambit. Please enlighten puzzled Mongo.

G33
07-24-2004, 21:48
Dear Mongo,
Your are a sweetie!
As they say in the intel business, there has been a lot of chatter about the cowgirls. More views about that than the sand-removal pics.
Rabbi is safely back in The Chamber, G29 is out of my way (read cabana boys and pool boys are Mine!) and there is no mention of Rabbi's almost correct observation re the Honolulu pic.
A girl's work is never done; but pretty close to closure this time.

Mongo, when you get the time, and I know you are due, come out to the Lagoon and we can play your favorite game--Go Fish. I am buying.
Fondly,
G33
;)

samurairabbi
07-24-2004, 22:14
Originally posted by G33
More views about that than the sand-removal pics ... and there is no mention of Rabbi's almost correct observation re the Honolulu pic.
Mongo have two followup inquiries to G33.

1) Mongo see 24 downloads of G29sandremoval pic, but only 14 downloads of generic NFL cheerleader photo. How G33 conclude cheerleader pic more popular than 10-Ring's very own representative?

2) G33 say Rabbi "almost" correct observation on Honolulu pic. What Rabbi miss in him's analysis of G29sandremoval photo?

G29
07-26-2004, 04:55
Dearest Mongo,
I think G has been working too hard (play?).
Try to cheer her up a little, please.
Thanks.
(BTW, She likes to win sometimes at cards.)
:ladiesmn:


The guys made a photo for her(she is in the middle sort of):

CZP
07-26-2004, 08:00
After sitting here and reading this entire thread I still have no idea what I have read......WHAT HAVE YOU PEOPLE DONE TO ME!!??

CZP

G33
07-26-2004, 12:45
CZP,
Mongo is giving me a hard time (heh...heh).
;n

Eddie C.
07-26-2004, 13:43
Can't I give somebody a hard time?!??;f

CZP
07-26-2004, 14:29
MY head hurts.......BEWARE THE DANCING BANANNA!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!^5

CZPPPPP

G33
07-26-2004, 17:37
Eric tells me we have lost old photo attachments due to software restriction! The very heart of the 8:40 Thread is in the time/warp loop. G29 does not exist? G33 is lost?

Mongo help!;b

G33
07-26-2004, 17:40
Help!
Rabbi?

G33
07-26-2004, 17:42
Eddieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Hummmmmmmmmmmmmm?

Eddie C.
07-26-2004, 17:55
Originally posted by G33
Eddieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Hummmmmmmmmmmmmm?




I can never lose you cutie. Software restrictions or not!;) ;f

samurairabbi
07-26-2004, 17:58
Originally posted by G33
Eddieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Hummmmmmmmmmmmmm?
"Oh sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you ... !"

G33
07-26-2004, 18:00
Young Frankenstein.;f

VN350X10
07-26-2004, 18:52
Losing some of the 10-Ring archival footage might have some effect on the obviously fraudulant sand removal reported earlier (no booze, no rose petals, etc) That could explain why my exploration of the planet Mich. took the better part of four days instead of just the weekend as planned!
No doubt a total disorientation of the time-space matrix as we know it!
This of course will be submitted to Mongo in full technical detail as soon as all of the data is fully analyzed, but at this time, this explanation should suffice for the less technical inhabitants of the Lagoon, Penthouse & Duengon, so as to not interfere with the necessary intake of proper libations.
Rabbi, is your libastion supply holding out or will you require replentishment. I've located a most excellent micro-brewery on the planet Mich. The quality of their wares is beyond reproach !

uncle albert

engineer151515
07-28-2004, 15:30
There's been a lot of sand piling up on the dungeon floor.


Sand removal project must be proceeding well.


Hey! There's a rose pedal in my beer!




;c

G33
07-28-2004, 15:51
Wow!
Told her not to wear the two-piece...;z

VN350X10
07-28-2004, 18:36
With that much sand, it might be time to re-model the Lagoon !!!!!!!!

samurairabbi
07-28-2004, 21:06
Originally posted by engineer151515
There's been a lot of sand piling up on the dungeon floor.

Sand removal project must be proceeding well.

I believe in giving the G29/G33 Sand Removal Project ALL the effort it deserves! Half-hearted slap-dash efforts are better left to the 9 and 40 shooters. The Dungeon and Penthouse people stand ever alert to deliver a FULFILLING, UPLIFTING, and ELEVATING effort in projects such as this one! (No, you STILL can't help me on this one!)

G33
07-28-2004, 23:17
I am sticking with the one piece suit.;f
At least Eddie likes me...;3


Boy, there is a lot of sand under foot here!
Might have a blow out in my flip-flop!
(Hint...music)


Did we loose Tazz and the photos in the data dump???

Bullman
07-29-2004, 02:31
Did someone mention margeuritaville? I like you too G33, but like will have to be as far as it goes, wouldn't want Mrs. Bullman (that svelte little jersey) trying to bend my horns with a frying pan.:)

G33
07-29-2004, 08:04
;f ;a
It's 5 o'clock somewhere.

Eddie C.
07-29-2004, 08:31
Flirting and having a crack at G33 is worth a bent horn! Hahaha!;f ;f ;f

G33
07-29-2004, 11:16
What Jimmy said:
Cheeseburger in Paradise:cool:

Bullman
07-29-2004, 11:19
Lots of wisdom in what Jimmy has to say at times.

"some of it's magic, some of it's tragic, but i had a good life all the way"

Hey Eddie, congrats on the monkey, man!!;f

G33
07-29-2004, 11:22
G29 got me the Jimmy DVD!!!!
Makes up for everything.
I sold out to her for the DVD, a gooey cheeseburger and two choc-cup cakes.
;z

G29
07-29-2004, 12:34
You guys have no idea.
We are having a slumber party at the condo, G33 is watching the Jimmy video, bouncing on the leather couch. Like a little kid!
:)
(Note to Dear Mongo: If you want any info out of her just give her a Jimmy or Beach Boy video.)


Did I mention she only had a loose T-shirt?
Silly Rabbit, kicks are for trids.
;z

Eddie C.
07-29-2004, 12:48
Originally posted by Bullman
Lots of wisdom in what Jimmy has to say at times.

"some of it's magic, some of it's tragic, but i had a good life all the way"

Hey Eddie, congrats on the monkey, man!!;f



Thanks Bullman!^c

Bullman
07-29-2004, 15:12
Originally posted by Eddie C.
Thanks ****man!^c


Egads, it seems that my name is now considered foul and is now being censored, oh the humanity;P

07-29-2004, 18:42
Originally posted by G29
You guys have no idea.
We are having a slumber party at the condo, G33 is watching the Jimmy video, bouncing on the leather couch. Like a little kid!
:)
(Note to Dear Mongo: If you want any info out of her just give her a Jimmy or Beach Boy video.)


Did I mention she only had a loose T-shirt?
Silly Rabbit, kicks are for trids.
;z

We need streaming video, I believe ;f ;f
Not that my 'puter is fast enuff to support that...

G33
07-30-2004, 03:20
;z
No video; never happened.
;f


She may have pics of the pool guy. ;P

07-30-2004, 10:34
Originally posted by G33
;z
She may have pics of the pool guy. ;P

I, uh...., er,,,,,ummm,.......well, uh, no thanks ;f ;f

G33
07-30-2004, 18:44
Mummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Nekkid pool guys....................;G

Bullman
07-30-2004, 19:29
Originally posted by G33
Mummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Nekkid pool guys....................;G


Good thing I don't work at the pool, someone might fling a harpoon at me thinking I am the great white whale or something.;f

VN350X10
07-30-2004, 21:17
Look at the bright side Bullman........if you were purple, they'd think you were Moby Grape...



Mother,Mother ocean.......





I'm STILL only 3 feet tall.......





A Pirate Looks at Retirement ????

G33
07-31-2004, 02:46
A pirate looks at forty

Changes in latitudes...changes in attitudes

Boat drinks

Why don't we get drunk

(see, the songs fit the Ten Ring!)
;e










Fins ^ ;f

Bullman
07-31-2004, 04:13
They do fit the 10 ring pretty well. Couldn't you imagine Mongo up on stage doing Why don't we get drunk on karioke night?;f ;z

samurairabbi
07-31-2004, 09:07
Originally posted by Bullman
Why don't we get drunk on karioke night?
Actually, Bull, (at the risk of seeming pedantic), the difficult issue for the 10-Ringers would be choosing a night to get SOBER!

G29
07-31-2004, 11:08
Guys, I have photos of G33 and one of the pool guys!!
Need heavy editing or Tazz will zap them.
What do you think?
Blackmail?
;z









Good one Dearest Rabbity!

samurairabbi
07-31-2004, 16:42
Originally posted by G29
What do you think?
Blackmail?
;z

The Dungeon Crew has found blackmail threats to be ineffective in coercing 10-Ringer Penthouse types. We tried blackmail when we developed the first Lagoon Blowout surveillance photos. The subject 10-Ringers refused to pay. In fact, they begged us to PUBLISH them; something about "good for our reps on the party circuit ...". We ended up making more on reprints of our pics than we had originally targeted for the blackmail effort! Go figure!

Bullman
07-31-2004, 17:07
I reckon I would pay for them, as long as Mrs. Bullman (that svelte little jersey) didn't find out about it.;f

07-31-2004, 17:13
Originally posted by G29
Guys, I have photos of G33 and one of the pool guys!!
Need heavy editing or Tazz will zap them.
What do you think?
Blackmail?
;z


Perhaps you should send them along to an unbiased party, such as myself, for perusal and possible editing. ;f ;f

I would burden myself with that thankless task, much as Mongo/Rabbi has burdened himself with the sand removal project ;P ;e

engineer151515
08-01-2004, 07:42
This sounds like a call for Technical Evaluation .... which I would happily perform .... between beer chugs....


:)

G33
08-01-2004, 08:37
You guys!!!
Sure take her side...
She does not actually own any of the 10mm guns.
She has to slink around in that nasty basement with Sir Rabbi.
I get to go to the Lagoon and Penthouse.
And the executive hot tub (no suits required).
Beside...Tazz will NEVER approve any of those pic!
Tazz and Eddie like me.
Well maybe Eddie?

Hey Mongo..........!

;a

G33
08-01-2004, 08:41
Besides, I have a few nude pics of G29.
Ha! Trump card.

Bullman
08-01-2004, 13:21
It just keeps escalating, but you can't really call it an arms race now can you. I don't know if I can say what you would call it even;f

VN350X10
08-01-2004, 21:20
But look on the bright side.....after expenses for paper & chemicals (NO, not that kind.......) We can SELL the pics at an enormous profit, yielding a suitable cash surplus to throw a mid-week-weekend Lagoon blowout bash.
Suggest 8x10 matte prints, as they tend to sell better & resist fingreprints & drink stains better.




uncle albert

Bullman
08-01-2004, 23:35
I bet the Rabbi is already figuring in his cut on this enterprise.;f


Primate, think that is two in a row for me. Nope, eddie got in between me and my last Monkey.

engineer151515
08-02-2004, 07:21
Bulls, monkeys, glossy photos, dungeons and beer.


No wonder I like to hang out here.

Fine sand is still filtering through golden shafts of sunlight from the top of the dungeon. Along with the occasional rose pedal, I am impressed with the care and attention given to the sand removal operation. Truely, I do not think the Mona Lisa herself could have been handled more tenderly.

I hear there's a lagoon outside the dungeon. I think I hear the sounds of water....

VN350X10
08-02-2004, 21:50
There is a Lagoon, you do hear water, we have COLD beer & on occasion, the Swedish Bikini Team




uncle albert;c ;c ;c

G33
08-03-2004, 12:46
;n

Eddie C.
08-03-2004, 13:09
There's some nice .38's, 44's, and 45's there. Bwahahaha! Thanks Kath!;)

G33
08-03-2004, 15:17
Yes, the guys in the background said that their barrels got longer?;b

Eddie C.
08-03-2004, 15:48
Originally posted by G33
Yes, the guys in the background said that their barrels got longer?;b



I believe you're right. I didn't see a snubnose in the bunch!

Too funny!;i

G33
08-04-2004, 03:00
cheeseburger
cheeseburger
cheeseburger
chips
chips
chips
pepsi
pepsi
pepsi
;f

G29
08-04-2004, 03:04
Go To Sleep!!
(throws pillow)

G33
08-04-2004, 03:09
Dance to the left...
Dance to the right...

Pillow Fight!!

G29
08-04-2004, 03:12
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeezz!!
See what I have to put up with?
Rabbity...Mongo...?
Can you do something with this energy bunny?
;Q

Bullman
08-04-2004, 09:53
Does she have 8 seconds to spare? (Bullman snorts and paws the earth)

samurairabbi
08-04-2004, 20:00
Originally posted by G29
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeezz!!
See what I have to put up with?
Rabbity...Mongo...?
Can you do something with this energy bunny?
;Q
Permit me to offer my patented "Dust Removal", similar in concept to my Sand Removal, but with even more subtlety in technique. This may be just the ticket to settle G33 down.

samurairabbi
08-04-2004, 22:52
Originally posted by G33
cheeseburger
cheeseburger
chips
chips
pepsi
pepsi
pepsi
No pepsi. Coke. We change.

Bullman
08-05-2004, 01:20
Oh come now Rabbi, Pepsi is the choice of a new generation, the advertising says it plain as day!

G33
08-05-2004, 04:57
Originally posted by samurairabbi
Permit me to offer my patented "Dust Removal", similar in concept to my Sand Removal, but with even more subtlety in technique. This may be just the ticket to settle G33 down.

Oh! ME first!
Eeeek!;f

samurairabbi
08-05-2004, 20:05
Originally posted by G33
Oh! ME first!
Eeeek!;f
Permit us to direct this post specifically to G29:

The Dungeon Crew offers the observation that Rabbi and his henchmen have achieved an OPTIMUM solution for your predicament. We have avoided the undesirable QUENCHING of G33's enthusiasm; rather, we have REDIRECTED it in a more fitting direction. Your problem has become Rabbi's opportunity. We hope the myopic 10-Ringers (pardon our redundancy) realize, in their (admittedly rare) sober moments of reflection, that the Dungeon Crew delivers immense value in return for its embezzled cut of the take.

VN350X10
08-05-2004, 20:08
Thank you S.Rabbi...........repeat after me...."No Pepsi, Coke" If you still think P.Cola is good, try this; Pour a JackDanials & Coke, & then try it with P.Cola. guess which one will get poured down the drain!

There's a reason that the drink is called a "Jack & Coke"

G33
08-05-2004, 22:49
G33/Rabbi/G29
:ladiesmn:
;N ;4 ;N
^5 ;G ^5
~2 ^7 ~2














;f ;f ;f

G33
08-05-2004, 23:04
^c

Bullman
08-05-2004, 23:29
G33, is that the cheesburger in paradise there?

VN350X10
08-06-2004, 00:31
No doubt, with G29, G33 & a cheeseboiger, most of us 10-Ring types WOULD be in pairadize............




hold my calls from EVERYBODY, even the S.B.T....


Billy Goat....Lower Wacker Dr.....night......Shades.....



..........HIT IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


;c (keg);c (keg);c ;a ;a ;a

kestrou
08-08-2004, 11:15
G33- That's not a cheesburger, that's a meatball on a bun - you cook like my wife!!! ;f

She always makes the patties too thick and then gets mad when I "mash" them.

kestrou

G33
08-08-2004, 20:27
;1 Hate to cook!!
Rather shoot or reload ammo.
Better yet Dance...^5
;f

samurairabbi
08-09-2004, 20:57
Originally posted by G33
;1 Hate to cook!!
Mongo forgives you for that heresy.

VN350X10
08-09-2004, 22:42
Don't overlook the fact, that with our beloved Mongo's culinary skills & expertese, very few of the rest of us really have need to cook.

VN350X10
08-09-2004, 22:44
Do we have any recipies for leased-back monkey ?

samurairabbi
08-09-2004, 22:49
Originally posted by VN350X10
Don't overlook the fact, that with our beloved Mongo's culinary skills & expertese, very few of the rest of us really have need to cook.
An excellent observation, Uncle Monkeyman!

I counsel NOT cooking the leased-back monkey; there are all kinds of BAD tax repercussions if you off that particular monkey. The Dung Cru can obtain another, NON-leased monkey, for your culinary experiments.

VN350X10
08-09-2004, 22:54
Wasn't really planning on cooking him, was just curious (George?) about the extent of our culinary library.

samurairabbi
08-09-2004, 22:57
Originally posted by VN350X10
Wasn't really planning on cooking him, was just curious (George?) about the extent of our culinary library.
You know what they say: curiosity killed the six-pack!

G33
08-09-2004, 23:15
Yuk!
Passed on the monkey brain in Thailand.
Really yuk!;P


Mongo makes great Cheeseburgers.
Love Mongo!;f

G33
08-09-2004, 23:43
Waikiki Yum!

Bullman
08-10-2004, 03:06
Looks like a quaint little restaurant there G33. Do they have a Jimmy Buffet line?;z

G33
08-10-2004, 09:02
Yum!!!!!!!!!!!!
:cool:

G33
08-10-2004, 15:47
News Flash!

They are serving cheeseburgers at the Olympic Village.
Too bad Greece is so dangerous.

VN350X10
08-10-2004, 22:40
Mental note here.....
Given the mores & customs of various countries, one can't be too careful when ordering in a restraunt in another country.....that "cheeseburger" may have been meowing an hour ago...

Fortunately, McRatz is found everywhere dining in poor taste is considered an American custom.


If you can't pronounce it, DON'T eat it !!!!!!!!!


uncle albert;z

Tazz10m
08-11-2004, 14:55
Just came down from the little love nest... ooops, i mean the penthouse... to let the girls have a chance to freshen up a bit... oh yeahhhh... life is good... hot kitty ROCKS!!!

Smells so sweet, and it's good to eat!

Some say it tastes like chicken... but i think it tastes better! Yum!

Hey, did you know that during the Lewis and Clark expedition they found that they got the best results eating dog? True.

And on that note... For the next hour BEER is ON THE HOUSE!!!

G33
08-11-2004, 16:20
Yo Tazz...
At last we hear from you.

Uncle is making fur burgers again.

;f

G33
08-11-2004, 22:45
^5 ^5 ^5 ^5 ^5 ^5


Shake it!!;f

VN350X10
08-11-2004, 22:53
Banana Shake ?

Is that compatible with the Atkins diet ?

Beer is like chocolate.....if nobody sees you drink or eat it, the carbs & calories DON'T COUNT.;z

Bullman
08-12-2004, 03:11
Originally posted by VN350X10
Banana Shake ?

Is that compatible with the Atkins diet ?

Beer is like chocolate.....if nobody sees you drink or eat it, the carbs & calories DON'T COUNT.;z

I know how that works. I have to do my beer drinking when Mrs Bullman (that svelte little jersey) isn't looking. For some reason, she has a problem with "liquid bread"

Tazz10m
08-12-2004, 15:02
Originally posted by G33
Yo Tazz...
At last we hear from you.

Uncle is making fur burgers again.

;f

Yeah, well, i have to come up for air sometime. ;f

I have been here all the time... watching Ten Ring goings on on the security monitor...and drinking beer... all the time with my face buried in...ah...WORK...yeah...work...that's it...that's what it's called...ah...fun work...but i get paid for it so it must be work.

Bullman, you need to do what i did and expain to your svelt little jersey that beer is a very important part of your diet that helps you with your digestion and other very important health concerns and that it is highly recommended by doctors including your own. Also be sure to tell her that good beer is great for mental health and helps you get her what she wants and needs. I think you get the idea...

BEER ON!!!

Oh, one more thing i can't forget to tell you all... the Beer Tip of the Month!

Take your favorite beer mug and put it upside down in the freezer... when frozen to perfection, slice a quarter of a lemon and squeeze as much as you can from it into the frozen mug and drop what's left in too... then take a nice cold bottle of Pyramid India Pale Ale and pour it into the mug on top of the lemon so it mixes with the lemon juice. You know what to do next!

BEER ON!!!

G33
08-13-2004, 10:40
W-E-E-K-E-N-D!

Dance to the left...
Dance to the right...
(and to mix songs)
Why don't we get drunk and s............;f


Bad K.
Bad K.
;z
^5 ^5 ^5 ^5

08-13-2004, 11:15
Originally posted by G33
Why don't we get drunk and s............;f


Bad K.
Bad K.
;z
^5 ^5 ^5 ^5

One of my fave JB tunes ;f ;f

Bullman
08-13-2004, 15:42
Hey G33, Like what you did with the avatar, cute;f

G33
08-13-2004, 18:24
Russ did it for me.:cool:

G33
08-13-2004, 18:36
Vamp Kitty:
http://www.glocktalk.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=2923177

VN350X10
08-13-2004, 21:24
But can it swim ??????????? Remember, Lagoon party at HIgh Moon !!

Werewolf ??

Therewolf !!!

Beatles tune regarding witchcraft...."Wiccan Work it Out"



stop me before I pun again...................

;z ;c ;z ;c ;z ;c ;z

samurairabbi
08-13-2004, 21:58
Originally posted by VN350X10
stop me before I pun again...................

The Joint Penthouse/Dungeon Judicial Adjudication Committee has just indicted Uncle for improper wea-puns handling. Trial will begin after the weekend Lagoon Blowout.

VN350X10
08-13-2004, 22:00
Be nice or I'll show up SOBER

(Threat of severe breach of 10-Ring protocol)




:soap: ;c

samurairabbi
08-13-2004, 22:05
Originally posted by VN350X10
Be nice or I'll show up SOBER

(Threat of severe breach of 10-Ring protocol)

I think you just alienated the jury pool!

VN350X10
08-13-2004, 22:07
Could've been worse.....it could have been clorinated !(So much for kroisening)

Tazz10m
08-13-2004, 22:53
Originally posted by VN350X10
Be nice or I'll show up SOBER

(Threat of severe breach of 10-Ring protocol)




:soap: ;c

Oh, we can fix that.;V ^1 ^7 ~2

Bullman
08-14-2004, 03:19
Originally posted by samurairabbi
The Joint Penthouse/Dungeon Judicial Adjudication Committee has just indicted Uncle for improper wea-puns handling. Trial will begin after the weekend Lagoon Blowout.


So, what is the punalty for an offense such as that?;f

Tazz10m
08-14-2004, 09:06
Originally posted by Bullman
So, what is the punalty for an offense such as that?;f

Among other things, 6 months in Punta Gorda, Fl, helping to clean up... or... 6 months in Punta Gorda, Venezuala, just trying to breathe...^4

...and that's just to start with...

VN350X10
08-14-2004, 10:15
Pleeeeease.....Anything but FL....
The Land of Sunny Beeches....
Haunt of the Newly Wed & the Nearly Dead

Since Jerry's gone, I don't want anything to do with the Dead (or Phish for that matter)

How's about we throw me in Da Briar Patch ????????
;a

samurairabbi
08-15-2004, 20:15
Originally posted by Bullman
So, what is the punalty for an offense such as that?;f
The Dungeon Legal Team does not know what constitutes a proper punalty / pun-ishment for a wea-puns violation. While Dungeon types are allowed on the jury which may CONVICT a 10-Ringer, only fully credentialed Penthouse types are allowed on the SENTENCING team. This requirement was imposed by the 10-Ring Board during an (admittedly rare) coherent interval in a past 10-Ring Board Meeting. We Dungeon types remember this meeting distinctly; we were amazed that Dungeon Crew were even allowed on the conviction phase jury. A couple days later, we learned the reason for this amazing contradiction: since the jury would be sequestered during deliberation, and no service staff could enter for food and libation replenishment, Dungeon personnel were needed as jury MEMBERS to provide this important logistical function. Then why the Dungeon exclusion from the Conviction jury? Since the CONVICTION deliberations in this place rarely last more than 10 minutes, the 10-Ring juries could get through with stocks already available in the jury room.

VN350X10
08-15-2004, 21:40
But what will the seated judicial grand Pooh-Baa in charge do for that ten minute interval ? He(she) could well die of thirst going that long without libations....



u.a.

samurairabbi
08-15-2004, 21:51
Originally posted by VN350X10
But what will the seated judicial grand Pooh-Baa in charge do for that ten minute interval ? He(she) could well die of thirst going that long without libations....
To our (Dungeon) knowledge, drinking IS ALLOWED during Sentencing Jury deliberations. ONE hand must be kept free for voting, but the OTHER hand AND the MOUTH may continue with libation consumption. (Note: this may explain why no 10-Ring Sentencing Jury has ever imposed a sentence of more than 15 minutes in lockup. After consumption in the jury room, they have difficulty counting beyond 15!)

G33
08-17-2004, 04:22
20?:)

G29
08-17-2004, 04:28
DR can go to 21?
I can go to 22?;f





(P.S. where is my avatar?)

samurairabbi
08-17-2004, 16:34
Originally posted by G29
DR can go to 21?
I can go to 22?
If we meet in the private dining room, why not 43!

G33
08-17-2004, 17:11
63?;Q

VN350X10
08-17-2004, 21:46
Higher math CAN be fun.......

Tazz10m
08-17-2004, 21:58
Originally posted by VN350X10
Higher math CAN be fun.......

Especially when the inside is the same as the outside.

VN350X10
08-17-2004, 22:02
But you must always remember.....




Pi are ROUND.......;a




CORNBREAD are SQUARE...:soap:

Bullman
08-17-2004, 23:41
I never figured out how to undo those clasps on AlgeBra

I guess I should have studied harder

engineer151515
08-18-2004, 07:56
It's all in the wrist.........


The ladies have lit up the Dungeon.. Shades ON! :cool:

G29
08-18-2004, 16:07
OK, you can quit messing with my avatar now!
See what I have to deal with....?
;u

08-18-2004, 16:16
Originally posted by G29
OK, you can quit messing with my avatar now!
See what I have to deal with....?
;u

Mess, mess ;f ;f I'm speechless ;g

G33
08-18-2004, 17:24
She is frazzled, she is going on a cruise.
I get Rabbi all to myself!!
;f

G29
08-18-2004, 17:58
You want some?
Come and get some!
;f

G29
08-19-2004, 10:12
That's better K.
Don't Make Me come over to that condo!!
:cool:

G33
08-19-2004, 12:34
;n

Eddie C.
08-19-2004, 13:47
Did someone turn up the heat? Didn't it get a little warm there for a minute?!??;P ;G

Bullman
08-19-2004, 13:49
Personally, I need a 6 pack of ale and a large bowl of cashews and a lounge chair. I plan to sit back, relax, and watch the fireworks go off on this one.;)

My friend the monkey and I will try and stay out of harms way!!

Eddie C.
08-19-2004, 13:56
Now that you mention it Bullman, I'm going to keep a tight grip on my monkey too. Never can tell when it all becomes unravelled.;G

G29
08-19-2004, 15:10
That's it Kate!
Best of 3 on the judo mat.
;I

08-19-2004, 17:05
iwannabethemat, iwannabethemat, iwannabethemat, iwannabethemat;f ;f ;f

G33
08-19-2004, 20:47
Okay B!
Wear your gi!
Going to rip your top off.;I

G33
08-19-2004, 20:48
B. is going to fly!
;f

samurairabbi
08-19-2004, 20:53
Originally posted by G29
That's it Kate!
Best of 3 on the judo mat.
Being the mat would be nice, but I would really want to be that chain link fence!

G29
08-19-2004, 21:35
Randori.....

G33
08-19-2004, 21:38
Hajime!

samurairabbi
08-19-2004, 21:39
Originally posted by G29
Randori.....
Whatever you say, B!

Are those Carrera Porsche sunglasses you're wearing in that picture?

VN350X10
08-19-2004, 22:05
At this time, I would like to offer my services as referee and/or punishment co-ordinator.
Rabbi obviously can't do it, as he's been in charge of rewards (feather, rose petals, sand removal etc) & it would be a breach of his job function to do otherwise.


Sticks & stones can break my bones,
But whips & chains excite me.................



;z ;a ;z

G33
08-20-2004, 09:33
Matte!


We were at it all night...;Q
No Ippon.
Each with minor Yukos.
G29 has to run off to a business appointment.
I have to see the one-year-same-as-cash gun sale!;f
And a big gun show this week.

G29 did pretty well; she is in better shape.


We are going to party the rest of the weekend however.
Thanks for all the support guys.
:ladiesmn:

G29
08-20-2004, 09:42
I'm OK...;g
G33 hates to loose and is tough as nails. Like trying to keep a hold on a Tazz Devil. I'm just dead on my feet and have this meeting. Good thing there is no photo shoot to do. Look like hell.

She is one of the best techicians to have gone through Colorado Springs according to the coaches. (Memo: Her left wrist is still weak.)

Party this weekend!!!
Mongo was great-- cleaned us up and the tatami; you guys have a great one!
:ladiesmn:

engineer151515
08-20-2004, 13:20
I'm exhaused just keeping up with this judo match.


BEER I NEED BEER

please


:)

samurairabbi
08-20-2004, 20:08
IMPORTANT 10-RING ADMINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT:

An extremely important date is approaching; preparations are underway within the Dungeon Crew admin staff for a properly executed celebration. I believe this issue is so important that, in order to give it appropriate attention, I am reducing my time spent tracking G29/G33 number games, photo oggling, and Sand Removal operations ... (Damn! Rabbi is scaling back on Sand Removal! Unbelievable! LISTEN UP, you 10-Ring miscreants - pardon our redundancy - Rabbi has something important to say! Put down your beers for a moment ... well, at least keep them away from your mouths for a moment ... and pay some attention! That means EVERYONE in the 10-Ring ... including YOU ... that's right ... YOU sitting on the Lazyboy with the beer in one hand and the remote in the other! Give up some serious attention ... for a change! ... back to you, Rabbi ... sorry about the interruption)

Hey, no problem! Gave me a chance to complete the off-shore account deposits before we head off to the Weekend Lagoon Blowout ... (Rabbi! Tazz is not supposed to know we Dungeon types are hitting the weekend blowouts!) ... Don't worry about it. Tazz is a capable leader; he knows when it is smart to avoid noticing the obvious. (hmmm ... good point)

Anyway, now to the point. The probable lapsing of the 94 Weapons Ban is less than a month away. At midnight of the appointed day, there will be some truly halacious partying, and the 10-Ring Resort Facility, famed world-wide for its status as THE place to be, will be front-and-center in the nation's ... perhaps, even the WORLD'S ... attention! This looks like it will be bigger than even the media focus during the Dungeon Insurrection! We Dungeon types will strive to make the administrative side of this blast measure up.

We need 10-Ringer assistance for one area, though. We have mapped out possible celebration themes for this event, but we think they lack the sparkle, the zing, the indefinable something, to make this blowout THE memorable occasion that the world will remember as the ULTIMATE celebration of the law getting flushed down the tubes. The followers of the old, slow, sedate, gracefully arced trajectory 45ACP may simply be unable to break outside the box to find THE idea we need.

This is where we need YOU! The gung-ho, hyper-velocity, flat trajectory, tunnel visioned, engine-block penetrating, inebriated, demented, psychotic 10-Ring mentality can break out of the mold and come up with the idea we need to celebrate on that marvelous September day which approaches. YOU come up with the idea, WE will make it work! We await your assistance.

G33
08-20-2004, 20:20
Sir Rabbi is talking to himself?
Strange behaviour me thinks.
;P
MPD?
;b



G29 must be beat; look at all the typos.

We love you Rabbi(all of you in there).

samurairabbi
08-20-2004, 20:28
Originally posted by G33
Sir Rabbi is talking to himself?
Strange behaviour me thinks.

MPD?

We love you Rabbi(all of you in there).
Maybe it is just that I have an excellent support staff!

If it turns out that I in fact AM schizophrenic, well ... I can get twice as much work done!

Bullman
08-20-2004, 21:27
I know the posting phase is a little odd here, sometimes there are a lot and then we can sometimes go a week without one. I have noticed we are also approaching the hundred page mark. Dare we try to bring these two monumental events together so we can have a double celebration? Could our livers withstand such an event?

VN350X10
08-21-2004, 09:26
Dear G33,
your posting of "MPD" might be a little off the mark to explain the Rabbi's behaviour.

Perhaps a more fitting explanation would be "MGD"


ATTENTION ALL 10-RINGERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


TO HELP FACILITATE THE EXPIRATION OF THE FACIST POLITICAL SCUMBAG ASSAULT WEAPONS BILL, REMEMBER......


CONTACT

YOUR

CONGRESSMAN

AND

BOTH

OF

YOUR

SENATORS

AND

TELL

THEM

TO

MAKE

SURE

IT

DIES.......

Even if this means setting down your favorite libation to send an e-mail or make a phone call.



uncle albert

samurairabbi
08-21-2004, 10:38
Originally posted by Bullman
I have noticed we are also approaching the hundred page mark. Dare we try to bring these two monumental events together so we can have a double celebration? Could our livers withstand such an event?
EXCELLENT idea, Bull! You may have given us the celebration twist we were seeking! A double-ended blowout, with one bookend date already known, but the OTHER up for grabs, creating a dramatic timing mystery that we can pump for ENORMOUS drama and publicity! We Dungeon types can handle the admin for this marvelous idea; you can relax and take the creativity credit. We will spring for the REALLY good alfalfa for your weekend feedings, we are so grateful for your input!

Bullman
08-21-2004, 15:30
Why thanks Rabbi, I am touched. I know that there are times that I have moments of clarity, but wow!!!!the good alfalfa!!!!;f

G33
08-21-2004, 15:34
uncle has the profile!
Genome as in jeans...;f
Not the GAP as in Glock.

VN350X10
08-21-2004, 23:19
I'm flattered......(remember, flattery WILL get you anywhere you want to go......)



Bullman,
Such a superb idea rates even more than the good alfalfa.....mayhaps we can augment it with some organicly grown sweet corn ??
Or possibly offer a mixture of oats & molassas, in such quantity as to satisfy yourself & Mrs.Bullman, the svelte etc.....




A Toast...;c .....

WRX Harvey
08-22-2004, 01:36
This thread reminds me of the voices in me heed! I am noob here. Please bear with me. I own a bar, can I come in and play?? I like tequila and if anyone wants to do a shot, I am in Boulder CO and would gladly buy any of you a nice tequila, as long as you drink with the owner, pm for directions.

G33
08-22-2004, 07:36
;F
;f

Bullman
08-22-2004, 13:25
Welcome aboard WRX Harvey. While I wouldn't mind a visit to colorado I may have to pass on the tequila. Last time I was involved with tequila was not pretty, they tell me that there is still a rodeo clown barrel in orbit somewhere, and it took out a telstar satelite and interrupted coverage of the 1995 Westminster Dog Show ( I still think they are pullin my horns on that one). I have since regulated myself to a BEER ONLY consumption regimin, nothing else washes down that alfalfa like a cold micro brew, which I know there are several really good ones in Colorado.;c ;c

G33
08-22-2004, 20:32
Bull has a real good hold on the monkey now!;f ;f
;d ;d ;9 ;9 ;C ;N

Bullman
08-22-2004, 23:02
It would appear so, I do much more of that I might make primate of the month or something;f

WRX Harvey
08-22-2004, 23:59
I currently have Left Hand, Oasis, Avery, and Stone Brewing on my taps at the bar, I will buy you a beer!

G33
08-23-2004, 17:54
Cheeseburger Road Trip!;a
Camping and canoeing too.
See you all next Sat.
Ordered 10mm Witness Compact.
Do not tell you know who.
Cheers.;f ;a

Eddie C.
08-23-2004, 19:00
Originally posted by G33
Cheeseburger Road Trip!;a
Camping and canoeing too.
See you all next Sat.
Ordered 10mm Witness Compact.
Do not tell you know who.
Cheers.;f ;a


Shhhhhh, mums the word.;)


See ya cutie!;f

VN350X10
08-23-2004, 21:26
Greetings, kind person.....



(Mitsi EVO's are quicker thou)




'79 Mustang 351W 11.23....93oct pump gas...NO SPRAY ! & No Traction

engineer151515
08-23-2004, 21:35
Originally posted by Bullman
......I might make primate of the month ......

Why, that's about as useful as t.... uhhh..,, never mind.

;f

4eyes
08-23-2004, 21:51
Thank God I've found you. Will the first 2 and the last three suffice?

If muffers unite, will they all smell the same?

G29
08-24-2004, 07:03
We're off! G33 is pretty excited; when is she not?
(What gun?) Mongo, take care; and all the guys too.

;f

Eddie C.
08-24-2004, 08:05
Originally posted by G29
We're off! G33 is pretty excited; when is she not?
(What gun?).....

;f





Gun???;P ;P ;P

Did someone say gun???





















;f ;f ;f

samurairabbi
08-24-2004, 19:21
Originally posted by Eddie C.
Gun?

Did someone say gun???

... or perhaps someone said "rifle"?

Bullman
08-24-2004, 21:00
Maybe it was me, I was rifling through Mrs. Bullman's (that svelte little jersey) things. She is preparing for a garage sale and she wanted me to inspect things to see what was there and looked good on her (lots of things). I was probably standing there with a mouth full of that good alfalfa just mumbling the word rifle.

I do that from time to time.:)

Bullman
08-27-2004, 02:38
Now it has been a couple of days since I posted last, if we are going to maintain this schedule of getting to page 100 at the same time as the AWB fades away, we are going to need to pace ourselves appropriately. I know it is asking a lot to put down the beer and post once in a while (a whole hell of a lot, I know....) but lets try and keep this plan going, it should be a real party when we get there.;c ;c ;c

stiletto raggio
08-27-2004, 12:05
I like guns.

ccw_bearcat
08-27-2004, 12:17
I rememer a post a few months back where you said you came into some pretty decent money and you were looking for suggestions for what to do with. (Obviously you planned on buying guns since you asked the folks here) So I was curious and if you don't mind me asking, what did you end up getting?

Oh yeah, I like guns too.

Everyone have a ;c on me, and remember that in keeping with the utter nonseriousness of this special place (with the exception of ;c drinking which is very serious business here) we all need to...

Barst the haporians and beschnizzel the idle mousage fronds!

Bullman
08-27-2004, 17:31
Originally posted by ccw_bearcat
Barst the haporians and beschnizzel the idle mousage fronds!



Best advice I have heard all day, I will ;c ;c ;c to that!!!;e

Bullman
08-27-2004, 17:34
Another important day that is coming up in September that I would like to share with you all is Talk Like a Pirate Day. Sept. 19 is the official talk like a pirate day and I was thinking that the Lagoon would be a beautiful location for such an event. Costumes, Rum, Buried Treasure, keg of ale, wooden legs, More rum, Captain Morgan look alike contests, more rum and ale. Sounds like it could be a lot of fun!!! Avast, watch out for the parrot poop me hearties!!! AARRRRGGHHH

VN350X10
08-27-2004, 21:51
suggestion for the or-derve tray.....A parrot fitz on a Ritz........
GRAWWAAKKKKKKK !!!!!!!!

Bullman
08-28-2004, 00:39
Originally posted by VN350X10
suggestion for the or-derve tray.....A parrot fitz on a Ritz........
GRAWWAAKKKKKKK !!!!!!!!

Gives a whole new meaning to the line "Polly want a cracker";f

VN350X10
08-28-2004, 06:45
Or perhaps "Polly want OFF the Cracker......

G33
08-29-2004, 20:48
Hi! We got wireless router; G29 is stealing stuff off my hard drive?!:(
Do not believe anything she posts!;P

G29
08-29-2004, 20:58
All those times she messed with my avatar and photos...?;Q



At last, G33 caught! Singing Cheeseburger at a Buffet concert:
Ha!

08-29-2004, 21:07
Nice smile ;f ;z ;z ;z

Q-Ball
08-29-2004, 22:05
Sppoooiiinnnnkkkkkk
Whoohoo, Im' baaaack.
Just in time for the next big thing, the expiration of the AWB a peice of legislation foisted off on us by useless, rat bastard, scum suckin, carp eatin, lower than whale excerment, son of a monkey, farqsnarzelin, nose pickin, booger eatin, overpaid, underworked, lazy, no account, rat-bastard, (did I say rat bastard?) favor curryin, butt kissin, anal retentive, hoplophobic, page diddlin, candy stealin, rat bastard (did I say rat bastard?), invertibrate (spineless for the biology 101 challenged) annelid (worm, again for the biology 101 challenged) snot wad, fund misappropriatin, jack leg, weiner, dumb ass, reality challenged, malaka (greek) suka (russian) scumbag politicians!
Since I got the temporal distort-o-tron's primary targeting circuit off of that old NEC Celeron 333 I had in the basement it's worked pretty good. Been delivering me to the intended coordinates with +/- 2% accuracy. Hell, I think this thing may be ready for market! Anyway it's got me back in time and that's what counts. Sammi, in my travels through the time-space continuium I have discovered a really great source of Unobtainium, this will be usefull for manufacturing our own 10-ring line of You Guessed It! Plugs! We can get this stuff for peanuts, literally, peanuts, the dominant form of life on this little gem of a planet resembles elephants. Thing is we got to manufacture it in house, none of this offshoring crap for a product bearing the revered mark of the 10 Ring. Anyway Bye-Bye AWB, Whooohhhaaaaaaaawwwww!
Q

G33
08-30-2004, 02:41
Q,
Tell us what you really think.
Do not hold back!;f
Hope your intel is correct!;a

Bullman
08-30-2004, 03:10
I feel like I just got a Monkey off my back.

Bullman
08-30-2004, 03:11
Did you notice we are page 98 now? Getting ever closer to the Century mark.

G33
08-30-2004, 09:42
BTW, G29 would pick one that shows 20#s of water weight!!?:soap:
(Thanks for the kind words.)
(And those that giggled...coming for you.)
Mongo!;P

Eddie C.
08-30-2004, 10:19
I thought it was very sexy!

G33
08-30-2004, 12:34
;3

VN350X10
08-30-2004, 21:33
G33, if that's a BAD pic.....I'd trade old Norma 10MM ammo in original packaging for a good one!!!!!!!
Looks like you might of had a more fun weekend than ol' unk. All I managed to do was take a 2nd place in my class at the WI Sectional Match (USPSA) & get fed for playing R.O. for the weekend...(also free beer after shooting)

G33
08-30-2004, 23:19
uncle,
2nd is Good!
Best I did at the Glock match was 5 or 6?
Cowboy/Girl shoot I did 3rd.;f
Ride 'em cowboy! (ooh, did I say that outloud?);Q










G29 is getting green...heehee.

08-31-2004, 08:24
hmmmmmm, save a horse...;f ;f ;z ;z ;z ;z

engineer151515
08-31-2004, 08:29
You mean I missed a Cowgirl shooting match while in the Dungeon!


Wow .. I bet THAT was a sight.


Most Cowgirls I've ever met were ... well... pretty sharp looking women!

Especially the ones from California.

You know ... like my avatar!

:)

Bullman
08-31-2004, 14:51
When I am not at the 10 ring facility, my home in OK has an abundance of Cowgirl type people. It seems that the college here has one of the best college rodeo teams around. Keeps me in work, lots of things for a bull to do in that environment. the last person sitting poker games are lots of fun.;f

Dandapani
08-31-2004, 17:32
99?

samurairabbi
08-31-2004, 22:44
IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT:

Tomorrow evening (Wednesday), we will be conducting an administrative planning / coordination session for the JOINT celebration of the expiration of the 94 gun law AND the approaching 100th page of 8:40pm. It is not VITAL, but it would be USEFUL, to have a few 10-Ringers achieve some measure of sobriety, in order to usefully contribute in the planning sessions. C'mon, gang, this is important! I would not ask for some of you to forego the usual 10-Ring debauchery (pardon my redundancy) for an evening if it were not important!

engineer151515
09-01-2004, 19:52
The admins are talking. I hear words... can't make them out through the bars of the Dungeon.


I'm going to have a beer.

Tazz10m
09-02-2004, 00:29
IMPORTANT 10 RING ALL POINTS BULLETIN ANOUNCEMENT:

(You're going to looove this!)

ZELL MILLER vs. chis matthews

in a ****DUEL****

Yes, a DUEL!!! A REAL LIVE (well at least till dead) DUEL!!!

Zell Miller with a G20 10mm loaded with Double Tap's finest...

...against chriS the Dick matthewS straw and spit wad...

HERE, AT OUR VERY OWN 10 RING!!! Location: THE 10 RING DUEL DOME (of course)

Can you tell i'm excited? ;f

Sammy, call ESPN! I think we can make some serious money off this one!

Oh, and better stock up on more beer! Especially the kind i like! ;f

G33
09-02-2004, 04:35
Hey Sir Rabbi...
I have a feather we can auction off!
You know who left it laying around.
;z

G33
09-02-2004, 04:36
Go Zell!!!;f

engineer151515
09-02-2004, 07:28
Originally posted by G33
Hey Sir Rabbi...
I have a feather we can auction off!
You know who left it laying around.
;z


I just spilled my coffee.....


ouch...

Tazz10m
09-02-2004, 09:03
I will rip those panties off with my teeth! ;f

09-02-2004, 09:14
I think I just herniated myself ;g ;f ;f

Bullman
09-02-2004, 09:26
MOOOOOO MOOOOO Buckaroo!!!;P

Eddie C.
09-02-2004, 09:37
Yikes!;G

engineer151515
09-02-2004, 15:51
It's good to see the sand removal operation went so well..

G29
09-02-2004, 15:57
If I may, the feather belongs to Dearest Rabbity.
We may want to ask him before we sell it?;d

samurairabbi
09-02-2004, 20:20
Interesting set of posts over the last 24 hours!

Tazz, that duel format may be a winner for our purposes. It would work well as a 3rd leg to our gun law termination / 100th page celebration. The ESPN people have one unusual question: What caliber would the spitwad/straw combination be?

G29/G33, I am willing to have the feather auctioned off as part of the festivities. Of course, as part of the effort to establish my clear title to the feather, I would have to show provenance for the feather. This would require thorough investigation of the history of that particular feather, with comprehensive examination of places the feather may have occupied before being offered for auction; such is the requirement for due diligence in such a transaction. I offer my services for such an investigation, and pledge the same level of attention to detail that was exhibited during the sand removal project. I will demonstrate my willingness to sacrifice for the good of the group by performing this service BY MYSELF! I hope the 10-Ring recognizes the nobility inherent in my assuming sole responsibility for this project.

G33
09-02-2004, 22:49
Sir Rabbi,

G33 is my name.
Forensics is my game.

I will take all ...lip prints...thank you very large.

K.

^b



(B. He was going to take t...err some sort of prints!)
(You may need to have Mongo watch.)

(memo to self: dust the feather/blacklight.)
(note: Rabbit DNA/ look-up.)
;9


Oh great! Now I have contamination from The Monkey genome.;Q

G29
09-02-2004, 23:30
K.
Dearest Rabbity can take my prints. He is a real sweetheart. He is beginning to like you too. Try not to be so bookish and stern.
Think Banana Wind?
B.

Little more to the left. Thanks Mongo.

seanmc42
09-03-2004, 00:34
I have never before posted to the infamous "8:40pm" thread. You may quote me on that.

Eddie C.
09-03-2004, 08:17
Originally posted by seanmc42
I have never before posted to the infamous "8:40pm" thread. You may quote me on that.


Quoted my friend!^c





















;f ;f ;f

09-03-2004, 10:10
Oh, my, getting close to the magical "C" page!!

09-03-2004, 10:15
With 10 more days to go b4 AWB sunsets. Can we hold off posting that long?? ;f

G33
09-03-2004, 13:38
Need a nap.

G33
09-03-2004, 13:39
Originally posted by Eddie C.
Not Quoted my friend!^c





















;f ;f ;f

To quote or not to quote?

G33
09-03-2004, 13:40
Originally posted by seanmc42
I have never before posted to the infamous "8:40pm" thread. You may NOT quote me on that.

G33
09-03-2004, 13:42
Jeez, I got monkey DNA all over me!!;P

Eddie C.
09-03-2004, 14:16
Originally posted by G33
Jeez, I got monkey DNA all over me!!;P




Sorry...;P

ccw_bearcat
09-03-2004, 14:43
I wonder who will get the 100th monkey? Guess I'll just have to wait and see. Maybe we should give the 100th monkey winner 100 monkeys instead of just one!

I'd like to suggest to the 10-Ring facility leadership that we extend the spokesmodel for Red Star Arms, Miss RSA, a permanent and totally open invitation to visit us at the lagoon as much as she would like. I think she would fit in perfectly with our crowd. Any chick that looks this good and is into AK's is welcome to party with me anytime. I will leave it up to the older and wiser, if not more inebriated, members of the 10-Ring to decide for themselves though.

http://www.redstararms.com/index.htm?ext23.htm&1

Yowza!

09-03-2004, 14:51
Originally posted by G33
Need a nap.

I second the nap motion!! ;f

09-03-2004, 14:53
Originally posted by ccw_bearcat
I wonder who will get the 100th monkey? Guess I'll just have to wait and see. Maybe we should give the 100th monkey winner 100 monkeys instead of just one!

I'd like to suggest to the 10-Ring facility leadership that we extend the spokesmodel for Red Star Arms, Miss RSA, a permanent and totally open invitation to visit us at the lagoon as much as she would like. I think she would fit in perfectly with our crowd. Any chick that looks this good and is into AK's is welcome to party with me anytime. I will leave it up to the older and wiser, if not more inebriated, members of the 10-Ring to decide for themselves though.

http://www.redstararms.com/index.htm?ext23.htm&1

Yowza!

Looks like a pair 'o 38's as well as the AK ;P ;P ;P

Tho someone needs to teach her about keeping her booger hook off the bang switch ;f

09-03-2004, 15:05
Originally posted by G33
Sir Rabbi,

G33 is my name.
Forensics is my game.


mmmm, I think we need to see an official picture of you in your CSI lab coat..... ;g ;f ;f ;P

Bullman
09-03-2004, 15:20
That hundreth page is looming ever closer, it would be only fitting that it comes along before the sunset anyway. If it should happen a week ahead of schedule, it just means we have to party that much longer... Right?;e

Bullman
09-03-2004, 15:21
Originally posted by sjstill
Looks like a pair 'o 38's as well as the AK ;P ;P ;P

Tho someone needs to teach her about keeping her booger hook off the bang switch ;f


;z I have to change my quote line now, ha ha ha

09-03-2004, 15:21
Good point, Bullman!!

09-03-2004, 15:24
I wish I could take credit for coming up with that quote, but I can't. Wish I could remember where I first saw it!! Too many forums, so little mind left.... ;g

VN350X10
09-03-2004, 18:38
At this time, I am offering my services for the purpose of monkey DNA removal.
The combination of a properly chilled beverage, correct mood lighting, a suitable evenings banquet table & chamber music might do the deed.
Of course, suitable impliments of pleas....er..cleansing might also be in order, in which case, a proper selection will be able to be made from either the 10-Ring arsenel, or my private collection.
Due to the sensitive nature of this operation, unfortunately, NO photography will be possible; It is further hindered by the proper lighting anyhow.

humbly,

uncle albert

samurairabbi
09-03-2004, 18:52
Originally posted by VN350X10
At this time, I am offering my services for the purpose of monkey DNA removal.
The combination of a properly chilled beverage, correct mood lighting, a suitable evenings banquet table & chamber music might do the deed.
Of course, suitable impliments of pleas....er..cleansing might also be in order, in which case, a proper selection will be able to be made from either the 10-Ring arsenel, or my private collection.

A most graciously phrased offer, Uncle. Since I am at this moment fully occupied with the Feather Provenance Verification AND the dual celebration about to commence, I will cede the monkey DNA removal to you. You and I must, of course, insure that there is no unseemly overlap during our respective efforts.

VN350X10
09-03-2004, 18:57
Rabbi My Dear Friend,
I'm sure that as usual, we can trust the necessary logistics of this delicate situation to the able hands of our own Mongo.
His skills in these matters are, as always, beyond reproach.

uncle albert


DVC

09-03-2004, 19:07
Rabbi, Uncle,

When I grow up, I want to be a selfless as youse guys are ;f ;f

Of course, SWMBO thinks I'll NEVER grow up..... ;g ;f

G33
09-03-2004, 19:23
Okay B.
You take Rabbi.
I take uncle.




We see who cries "uncle" first!
;G ;G ;N ;N ^b ^b

samurairabbi
09-03-2004, 19:26
Originally posted by G33
Okay B.
You take Rabbi.
I take uncle.




We see who cries "uncle" first!
;G ;G ;N ;N ^b ^b
Permit me to offer the admonition from our youth: "It is polite to share!"

Bullman
09-03-2004, 20:45
I hope page one hundred gets here soon, all this graciousness makes me want a drink of something.;c

GREAT!!! and not a moment too soon, Happy hundred pages everyone. Somehow I think that I am going to be stuck with the monkey DNA on this one, Too bad G33 or G29 didn't make this post. Oh well, perhaps Mrs. Bullman (that svelte little jersey) will help me out with the DNA deal. CHEERS 10 Ringers!!!;c ;c ;c ;c

capitol
09-03-2004, 21:05
I have nothing to say or information that may help, but I do wanna be in on this HUGE post. So there...

samurairabbi
09-03-2004, 21:08
Let the Blowout begin!

G7
09-04-2004, 00:34
HOOOOOOOO-WAAAHHHHHHH !!!

:cool:


LDKB.T08:40PMSMCV/BLD10SMX.BLD20KW29J ZOINK POOF

;b

VN350X10
09-04-2004, 09:01
Congratulations to you Bullman; However, in honor of having the centennial monkey, you are hereby awarded the "Great Grape Ape"


Mongo.....let us procede with the finest wine we have in the vast cellers of the Dungeon.



extra credit note here....
growing chronologically older is inevitable...however, growing up is an option that I have yet to see any logical reason to excersize.




PARTY ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
;c ;a ;c ;a ;c ;a ;c ;a ;c

samurairabbi
09-04-2004, 09:48
Permit me to add a subtle, yet enjoyable, notice to the festivities of the dual celebration which has just begun.

The Dungeon Historical Research Team (itself an offshoot of the Dungeon Linguistics unit) has just received word from the Naval Institute Press that one of the team's advocacy studies has been accepted for publication in one of the 2005 editions of The United States Naval Institute Proceedings. We down here in the suites ... whoops! DUNGEON! ... take pride in this achievement. We are certain that the 10-Ringers will also rejoice in this accomplishment, because of the subject of the study:

"10mm versus the USS Nimitz - Is the aircraft carrier finally obsolete!"

VN350X10
09-04-2004, 20:51
Oh Dear....the good Rabbi seems to have been over celebrating again......everyone please disregard his last post....



MONGO....That was supposed to be CLASSIFIED. You seem to be slipping on this one....

repeat please ignore the last post by SammuriRabbi....classified info....eyes only....;b ;g ;P ;z

samurairabbi
09-04-2004, 21:29
Originally posted by VN350X10 repeat please ignore the last post by SammuriRabbi....classified info....eyes only....
Uncle, I think you won't have to sweat the security breach too much. The 10-Ringers are now well into the kickoff of the dual celebration, and any who are not are stil oogling the G29 "feather" pic. 'Nuff said?

VN350X10
09-04-2004, 21:34
That pic should also be "eyes only", along with the ones of G31. Preferably MINE !



u.a.

Bullman
09-04-2004, 22:10
*sung to the tune "how dry I am*

Moo moo moo moo..... mooo mooo moo mooooooooo.... mooo mooo moo mooooooooo*HIC* moo mooo moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommooooooo *Crash* rtatsh, I shtuchk my horns in thwe wall again *HIC*;c ;e

capitol
09-04-2004, 22:21
WOW! the few, the chosen, the proud....the select few who posted on page ONE HUNDRED. CONGRATS!

09-05-2004, 05:15
Well, since you put it like that ;z ;z ;z

engineer151515
09-05-2004, 21:51
Wow ... there's a lady dancing down here in the Dungeon..


No..wait..that's just my avatar. But what's her twin sister doing here?


uuuhhhhh

Good beer!

VN350X10
09-06-2004, 10:51
Send her over to the photo studio & lab. She could make it as a Lagoon Girl from what I've seen already.


u.a.;c

ccw_bearcat
09-06-2004, 10:56
3,000th Post and 100,000 Views. (we're are 70,000 something now)

engineer151515
09-06-2004, 11:21
Originally posted by VN350X10
Send her over to the photo studio & lab. She could make it as a Lagoon Girl from what I've seen already.


u.a.;c


Did you see these guys were hanging out at your lagoon?

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photos/gilligansislandonline.jpg


Bet you didn't know Raquel Welch auditioned for the part of Mary Ann. She would have given Ginger killer competition! And poor Gilligan would have blown a fuse! (All respects to Mary Ann - one great looking woman in her own right and my favorite girl on the island).

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/54/039_14209.jpg



I wonder if the Professor has that coconut still up and running yet?

VN350X10
09-06-2004, 12:13
What a bunch....And to think that the professer could make a working (part time) radio from what he found on the island, but he still couldn't fix the damn boat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

historical note here...
The show was actually filmed on the north side of the island of O'AHU, and during low tide can actually be walked out to !

found this out when wifey & I were in the Islands for our 25th anniv.
Got an uncle still stationed at Pearl Harbor, crew member of BB-52...otherwise known as U.S.S. Arizona.


uncle albert

09-06-2004, 14:46
Originally posted by VN350X10
Got an uncle still stationed at Pearl Harbor, crew member of BB-52...otherwise known as U.S.S. Arizona.


;? ;? ;? ;w ;w ;? ;? ;?

TKM
09-10-2004, 22:01
Page 1, time passes............. page 100.


Damn, time flies when you're having a psychotic episode.

G33
09-10-2004, 22:53
Hi TKM! Long time.:)



News Flash
**********
Found photo of Bull and one of the...?

[ ]Lagoon Girls
[ ]Swedish Team
[ ]Mrs. Bull



;a Ride 'em cowboy!;a


;N ;N ;N

deuce32
09-11-2004, 08:00
haven't posted here yet cause i didn't think i was worthy until i brought home the g20 the other day. first 10mm. don't have anything worth while to add to post, but i'm glad i could be apart of the 100th page. are the wierd, psycotic dreams inherent to 10mm shooting?

samurairabbi
09-11-2004, 18:42
Welcome to the 10-Ring, Deuce32! The complete facilities and amenities of the 10-Ring Resort Facility are now available to you. Party on, dude!

Please do not take it amiss that the official welcome is extended by a lowly pond-scum 45-shooting Dungeon Denizen; it has been found that we are simply superior to the exalted 10-Ringers in matters of an administrative nature. WHY this is true will, I am sure, someday be investigated during an (admittedly unlikely) interlude in the partying.

VN350X10
09-11-2004, 20:10
If that's Mrs Bullman, he's in luck. If it's NOT Mrs. B. and she sees it, his new name is gonna be "Chuck". As in ground Chuck !


uncle albert

4eyes
09-11-2004, 20:33
Centennial celebration pool party at my house. Every body welcome that will fit into Uncle Albert's knickers.

G33
09-11-2004, 21:35
OH MY G...!!
Is that a cheeseburger she is holding??




;G
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^7



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